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PettyPeevesMC
Are you tired of getting triggered by tiny things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of that person who chews too loudly or create a lava pit for those who leave the toilet seat up. Let your pet peeves fuel your creativity in our wacky and wild server! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a replica of your annoying neighbor’s house, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can unleash chaos on their virtual property. So why wait? Join now and let the rage flow through you! -
BlockyBreakups
Are you tired of dating players who don’t know how to craft a diamond sword? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is full of skilled crafters who know their way around a crafting table! Join us and find your perfect crafting partner today!One player joined our server and found out their date didn’t know how to make a bed in Minecraft. Can you believe it? Needless to say, they broke up immediately and found love on our server with someone who could build a mansion in no time!
Don’t waste your time dating someone who doesn’t know the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli. Join our server and find love with someone who can build you a castle fit for a queen (or king)!
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ManlyCraft Minecraft Server
Tired of dealing with toilet seat drama in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds without falling into lava! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the real world, where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky toilet seat issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of toilet etiquette. Join us and experience a world where men are the ones who have to worry about putting the seat down! -
BlockHeadzCraft
immediate relationship turn offs, major turn offs, instant turn offs, Pet Peeves, instant deal breakersAre you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all the wacky, wild, and downright weird players out there!Join us if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against an army of creepers, or participate in our weekly “Twerk-off” competition in the town square. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you rare items for a dance-off!
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama rodeo or a spontaneous disco party in the mines. See you there!
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UghCraft – Humans Suck
regrettable actions, disgusting behavior, unpleasant interactions, appalling behavior, irritating situationsAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you have to trade with pigs for all your precious resources. And watch out for the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are terrorizing the countryside with their terrible singing.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the pigs and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or stick with the pig overlords? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s just how we like it!
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CraftyLovePeeves
Tired of your significant other always getting mad at you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, join our server and we guarantee they’ll be too busy laughing at your hilarious builds to even notice you’re playing! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are actually the key to a happy relationship, so start mining now and watch the love bloom! -
BlockBustersMC
turn offs in a girl, instant turn offs in a potential partner, instant turn offs in a girlfriend, instant turn offs in a significant other, turn offs in datingAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show competition.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do your bidding. Need a dragon to help you mine for diamonds? No problem!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.