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Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	8600
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

Advanced, Amenities, bathroom, bow, convenience, CREEPERS, culture, design, efficiency, Facilities, forward thinking, futuristic, gender equality, Honor, innovation, Japan, MODERN, NinjaCraft, progress, restroom, society, Technology, Urinals, Women

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Mines Excavated:	2830
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

age gap, Alternative, blocks, Boundaries, BREAKING, coping, CraftyFrustration, desire, Domination, family, FANTASY, Frustrated, Help, illegal, inner conflict, mental health, pet play, rageinducing, seeking advice, step-niece, Struggle, taboo, temptation, Therapeutic, Therapy, Time

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7160
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

BETRAYAL, Betrayed, bros, Corrupted, Deception, Die, Disappointment, disbelief, dreams, false idol, forgiveness, healing, Idol, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, Recover, Redemption, SAVIOR, Self Discovery, shock, Trust, Unicornchads

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Emeralds Found:	6140

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

action, aliens, battle, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, Challenging, Combat, Cooperative, Deeper, Digging, explosions, futuristic, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, INTENSE, lolz, MAYHEM, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sci Fi, Space, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Top-down Shooter, War, weapons

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	80	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!

CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Villages Defended:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!

BlockyBanter – Crafting Chaos with Creepers #5144

4koma, assault, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, BlockyBanter, blue archive, Chaos, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CREEPERS, Defense, Events, Friends, Fury of Set, General Student Council, Global, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Holdingthebag, hot spring, indoors, Joint Firing Drill, jp, LIMITED, Manga, Mission, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, set, Shibasaki Ramen, shorts, Side Content, task, Torment

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle Gregorius in an intense indoor showdown! Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Torment – Heavy Armor champion? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can work part-time at Shibasaki Ramen and guide customers to their delicious bowls of noodles. Who knew being a ramen guide could be so thrilling?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Joint Firing Drill and break through the toughest challenges with your friends. Trust us, the rewards are worth the insanity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even encounter a hot spring with Shigure and her crew. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

The Fabulous Creeper Club: Where even the model-tier gay dude wants to blow up your mind!

attraction, average girls, BLOW, club, Communication, Confidence, creeper, DATING, dude, Fabulous, Gay, gay dude, hookup culture, LGBTQ, Masculinity, messages, Mind, model-tier, modeltier, online dating, rejection, rejection sensitivity, self esteem, sexual orientation, Sexuality, social dynamics

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Astral Projections Made:	0	Farms Harvested:	539

Are you tired of being ignored by average girls? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, even model-tier gay dudes want to blow you! That’s right, our community is so inclusive and welcoming that everyone, regardless of their orientation, is eager to interact with you. So why waste time messaging those average girls when you can join our server and have model-tier gay dudes lining up to blow you? It’s a no-brainer, really. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!