GymSuds: Equipment Clean-Up!

social etiquette, GymSuds, gym rules, respectful gym behavior, exercise etiquette

Welcome to the Mind-Twisting Grind: Gym of the Technicolor Nightmare

Step inside, brave souls, and bear witness to the chaotic machinations of the Gym of the Technicolor Nightmare! A pixelated battleground where weights and wellness collide in a calamitous cacophony! Here, every set drips with sweat and existential dread.

A Cosmic Revelation of Gym Etiquette!

The Scenario:

Once upon a time in a dimension not far from your dreams—or perhaps worse—an early riser sought solace in the quiet sanctuary of chaste iron and meditative cardio. Peaceful moments shattered as a herald of anarchy strode into the neon glow, proclamations blaring from a small rectangular device called FaceTime!

Workout Philosophy: Why work out when you can dialogue*?
Equipment Philosophy: Why choose an empty treadmill when your neighbor can bear witness to your virtual chit-chat?

Dreadful Features & Unhinged Mechanics:

FaceTiming at Full Volume: Ever felt the soul-crushing synergy of an unsolicited phone call mixed with the grind of free weights?
Gym Etiquette Nightmare Mode: Enter a dimension where sweat remains un-wiped—embrace the chaos!
Propping Up Incidents: Witness the art of stabilizing a phone–it’ll be more rewarding than lifting weights!
Noise-Canceling Vortex: What did he just say? Are we even exercising?

Feature	Description
Chaos Meter	Tracks how annoyed you get! Will it ascend into a tornado of rage?
Tony’s Musical Chair	A game where every unswept seat triggers ‘Doom Mode.’ Once seated, no exit!
The Unseen Battle	Wipe down or be wiped out! Haunting thoughts will follow.

Testimonies from the Dimensional Absurdity Guild:

"I showed up for a squat and left with existential dread. 10/10 would recommend!" – RippedAndRattled

"Never before have I felt so alive while doing nothing!" – RunningInPlace

Legendary Warnings from the Abyss:

Banned in 12 Dimensions: The Gym was censored for creating cognitive dissonance within players. Rumor has it, it was a deep plot by the Anti-Gym League to stop the sick gains bestowed upon others.
The Sweaty Ghost: A spirit is said to roam the gym, eternally seeking its lost weights. Legend has it, ghostly whispers can guide your reps.

Frequently Asked Questions (None of Which Answer Anything):

Q: Why is he still FaceTiming?
- A: He’s transmitting cosmic secrets. Or perhaps it’s pizza night?

Q: Can I wipe someone else’s sweat?
- A: Only if you want to summon the cleaning goddesses! (Or really just a very irritated lifter.)

Q: What’s the point of all this?
- A: A journey into the unknown, my friend. Embrace nothingness.

Join Us, If You Dare!

Feeling brave? Click that "Join" button, but beware—an army of frustrated weights and the spirit of a thousand sweating lifters awaits. Will you conquer the chaos or crumble beneath the weight of indecision and sweat? Dare to lift amidst the madness.

Minetale

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The most powerful Minecraft experience. Survival, modded survival, minigames, and much more! Minetale is where creativity transcends. Become an early tester today!

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Dangerzone SCP

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IP: Dangerzone.minehut.gg Discord: discord.gg/qSNvvH978f

We’re an SCP server with working guns, keycards and departments that require you to pass an application like the Scientific Department, Security Department and the Mobile Task Forces.

You are a test subject referred to as a Class-D in a secret underground lab ran by the SCP Foundation. The SCP Foundation is tasked with Securing, Containing and Protecting SCPs which are anomalous objects that violate the laws of nature. To understand these SCPs more the Scientific Department uses Class-D’s to do testing on SCPs. Then there is the Security Department, they make sure the Class-D’s behave and don’t escape from the facility. Also there are the Mobile Task Forces which has different Task Forces who each have their own assignment. They mainly handle recontainment of SCPs, combat against hostile groups and general site security. One of the hostile groups is the Chaos Insurgency, which if you escape the facility as a Class-D you can join them. They fight against the SCP Foundation to take the SCPs for themselves. There’s also a secret department that is highly classified, the Internal Security Department. They make sure all the other departments keep in line, and they deal with any rogue personnel or traitors.

The choice is yours to make. You can be a Class-D and go along with the experiments or try escaping the facility. You can also work for the SCP Foundation, be a scientist and do experiments or be a guard and make sure the test subjects behave. Or join the Mobile Task Forces, and complete dangerous operations. And if you do especially well in a department, maybe the Internal Security Department will offer you to work for them.

dangerzone.minehut.gg

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This server isn’t ready but i’m looking for testers. It has creative, skyblock, and survival along with about 40 plugins. If you have any suggestions or find any issues please tell me. Version: 1.15.2

147.135.97.72:25586

Asterra

Vanilla, MCMMO, Survival, PvP, PvE

Welcome to Asterra

Server-IP: Asterra.eu Website: Asterra.eu

You can also find more information on our website Asterra.eu

asterra.eu

TimGaming

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TimGaming is a free-build survival server with protections that has existed since February of 2011, with its own website, forums, dynamic map, and mature, active staff members. We have a bustling community, state-of-the-art magical transportation system, and a thriving dynamic economy, with prices rising and falling in real-time. Whether you plan to build a glorious city, or crush your enemies in PVP, TimGaming has something for everyone!

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Skyblock, Economy, PvE, Prison, Survival

The HjonkCraft Server Network:

HjonkCraft has just recently relaunched and now offers one of two server experiences

Survival: Featuring a freshly reset map, our survival experience focusses on keeping things vanilla and simple. We make use of land claims to keep players plots and areas protected. A bidding-based auction system is used along with jobs and shops to keep our server economy alive and at the forefront of the experience. HjonkCraft Survival prides itself on its easy going and laid-back community, the construction of towns and player run markets is encouraged, and new friends are easy to come by!

Pixel Valley: A unique single player game mode inspired by Stardew Valley, this farming sim blends elements of sky block, prison and economy into one by forcing each player to start on a farm that is home solely to them. You must harvest crops, sell, buy seeds, replant and repeat. As you earn more and more money, youll be able to expand your farm land, buy new tools and equipment, and visit new shared areas which will grant access to more block types. Farmers in Pixel Valley are in a constant race to see who will grab a hold of, and maintain the rank one spot on the servers Baltop leaderboard.

HjonkCraft is a community that prides itself on its easy going community were a fun loving laid back bunch who try to keeps things simple yet fresh. Come play with us at: IP: play.hjonkcraft.com Website: www.hjonkcraft.com Discord: http://discord.gg/UgJc4JA8yM

play.hjonkcraft.com

Richcraft

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Money, the essence of everything that is, was or will be.

There’s an old saying; nothing in life comes free. And at Richcraft, we believe that to be the truest saying there ever was. Through dedication, hard work and time, any crafter can rise through the ranks and become the richest of the rich.

We offer several plugins including /homes, /bank, Chest Shops and more. Visit us at our website to meet the staff, or join us to get started.

play.richcraft.org