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  • GymSuds: Equipment Clean-Up!

    GymSuds: Equipment Clean-Up!

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    Welcome to the Mind-Twisting Grind: Gym of the Technicolor Nightmare

    Step inside, brave souls, and bear witness to the chaotic machinations of the Gym of the Technicolor Nightmare! A pixelated battleground where weights and wellness collide in a calamitous cacophony! Here, every set drips with sweat and existential dread.


    A Cosmic Revelation of Gym Etiquette!

    The Scenario:

    Once upon a time in a dimension not far from your dreams—or perhaps worse—an early riser sought solace in the quiet sanctuary of chaste iron and meditative cardio. Peaceful moments shattered as a herald of anarchy strode into the neon glow, proclamations blaring from a small rectangular device called FaceTime!

    • Workout Philosophy: Why work out when you can dialogue*?
    • Equipment Philosophy: Why choose an empty treadmill when your neighbor can bear witness to your virtual chit-chat?

    Dreadful Features & Unhinged Mechanics:

    • FaceTiming at Full Volume: Ever felt the soul-crushing synergy of an unsolicited phone call mixed with the grind of free weights?
    • Gym Etiquette Nightmare Mode: Enter a dimension where sweat remains un-wiped—embrace the chaos!
    • Propping Up Incidents: Witness the art of stabilizing a phone–it’ll be more rewarding than lifting weights!
    • Noise-Canceling Vortex: What did he just say? Are we even exercising?
    FeatureDescription
    Chaos MeterTracks how annoyed you get! Will it ascend into a tornado of rage?
    Tony’s Musical ChairA game where every unswept seat triggers ‘Doom Mode.’ Once seated, no exit!
    The Unseen BattleWipe down or be wiped out! Haunting thoughts will follow.

    Testimonies from the Dimensional Absurdity Guild:

    "I showed up for a squat and left with existential dread. 10/10 would recommend!" – RippedAndRattled

    "Never before have I felt so alive while doing nothing!" – RunningInPlace


    Legendary Warnings from the Abyss:

    • Banned in 12 Dimensions: The Gym was censored for creating cognitive dissonance within players. Rumor has it, it was a deep plot by the Anti-Gym League to stop the sick gains bestowed upon others.
    • The Sweaty Ghost: A spirit is said to roam the gym, eternally seeking its lost weights. Legend has it, ghostly whispers can guide your reps.

    Frequently Asked Questions (None of Which Answer Anything):

    • Q: Why is he still FaceTiming?

      • A: He’s transmitting cosmic secrets. Or perhaps it’s pizza night?
    • Q: Can I wipe someone else’s sweat?

      • A: Only if you want to summon the cleaning goddesses! (Or really just a very irritated lifter.)
    • Q: What’s the point of all this?
      • A: A journey into the unknown, my friend. Embrace nothingness.

    Join Us, If You Dare!

    Feeling brave? Click that "Join" button, but beware—an army of frustrated weights and the spirit of a thousand sweating lifters awaits. Will you conquer the chaos or crumble beneath the weight of indecision and sweat? Dare to lift amidst the madness.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LiveAndBuild SMP

    LiveAndBuild SMP

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    Welcome to LiveAndBuild.Net… Completely based around the community, using user feedback we believe we have crafted one of the best survival Minecraft servers on the planet. With over 8 years experience running game servers you can have trust in us to provide fair, equal, and balanced game play. Whether you like to PvP, or just build in peace we offer the tools to do this.

    What are you waiting for? Join MC.LIVEANDBUILD.NET today!

    We hope that you find our server as enjoyable as we do, and decide to stay and play.

    mc.liveandbuild.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ProCrafting

    ProCrafting

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    Skywars (work in progress) we try to allow you to have fun and enjoy the server. This server is recommended for people that live in Oceania as it is located in Australia.

    mc.procrafting.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minezgenz not owner

    Minezgenz not owner

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    hi its a gens server i am not the owner.

    minezgenz.minehut.gg

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  • Ourcraft

    Ourcraft

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    Faction server with a plot twist, obsidian has physics and there are new weapons and explosives. Without pay to win, the ranks are completely aesthetic.

    Ourcraft.es

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  • PoliceCraftSurvival

    PoliceCraftSurvival

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    A fun minecraft server to play with your friends!

    You can do whatever you want. There aren’t really any big rules exept don’t hack, spam in chat, or doing anything that you should be punished for.Basic hacking such as x-raying, pvp, or movement based hacks (flying, slowfall things like that are movement hacks)

    Spamming in chat

    Saying or doing inappropriate things.

    Advertisement (Things like your youtube channel or another server being spammed in chat, but it’s ok to say to your friends something on the lines of, “hey do you wanna play on this other server called _____? I’m getting a bit tired of this one.”)

    Cyberbullying (bullying online)

    Saying hurtful and/or not nice things in chat to people (things like, “ur ugly”)

    DaPolice.minehut.gg

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  • ZephCraft

    ZephCraft

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    ZephCraft is a family friendly, builder friendly semi-vanilla server. We use epic terrain generation and love the survival aspect of the game. Come join our community today!

    play.zephcraft.com

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  • DeadBlood

    DeadBlood

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    —[ Dead Blood ]—

    Version: 1.8.x / 1.9.x / 1.10.x / 1.11.x / 1.12.x / 1.13.x / 1.14.x / 1.15.x Modality:

    – Survival

    Important information:

    This Survival has fewer power limitations that the vanilla one would not have. Example: When you kill a hostile mob you have a chance of giving you an armor part or tool with sockets or enchantments. For a long time you will be able to face “Bosses” who will give you essences with which to improve your equipment. Enter the server to discover more things. And try our great DeadPass.

    play-deadblood.serv.nu

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  • Zombielandmc

    Zombielandmc

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    Hello! We’re a brand new SMP/Semi-Vanilla server looking for players. We’re ran by a server owner veteran and we aim to make a fun unique experience! We offer custom levelling for mobs, AuctionHouse and a lot more! We’ve decided to open an open beta for everyone, so come check us out!

    Note: We use Tissou’s Zombie Pack to make zombies more immersive. It is optional however.

    Note: ALL hostile mobs except zombies and nether mobs are disabled. You can trade rotten flesh for various items at spawn.

    Features:

    – /sethome and /home

    – AuctionHouse and PlayerWarps (beta)

    – Levelled Mobs

    – Custom spawn area with vendors, crates

    – Custom RTP system

    – Zombies drop crate keys

    And more!!!

    Seasons:

    We plan to switch out maps every 6 months. This may change based on user feedback though. Come join us!

    zombielandmc.mcserver.us

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  • CoinMC

    CoinMC

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    CoinMC Skyblock – Fun Events – Paypal Rewards – Custom Enchantments – Competitive Skyblock – Always something to do – Tokens and Money – Envoys – Need Staff

    play.coinmc.net

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  • Jay 3zee

    Jay 3zee

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    Server IP: jaybhaiya_yt.aternos.me:44129

    jaybhaiya_yt.aternos.me:44129

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