Annoyances MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

gaming noises, auditory, RAGE, gaming sounds, triggers

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

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CraftRage: Minor Annoyances

grievances, everyday annoyances, bothers, Frustrations, vexations

Are you tired of those pesky creepers blowing up your meticulously built structures? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Look no further, because on our server, pigs are equipped with rocket launchers and can fly! It’s a pig-pocalypse of epic proportions!

Sick of boring old mining for resources? On our server, all you have to do is sing your favorite song and the blocks will break themselves! Just be careful not to hit any high notes, or you might accidentally unleash a horde of singing skeletons!

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. With crazy mods, wacky adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are, you’ll never want to leave!

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CurseCraft: Eternal Annoyances

aggravation, forever.., Torment, CURSE, penalty

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in handing out the most ridiculous and hilarious curses to our players!

Join us if you want to experience the joy of being cursed with things like forever having a sneeze stuck in your nose, or constantly feeling like you have a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth.

Our players love the challenge of navigating the game while dealing with curses like always having one sock slightly damp, or hearing the faint sound of a mosquito buzzing in their ear at all times.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join us and see what crazy curses await you!

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NerveCrafters

irritating habits, annoyances, Pet Peeves, things that really bug me, frustrating behaviors

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Do you want to build your dream castle without some random player blowing it up with TNT? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to cause trouble. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds – just don’t ask where they got them from.

But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re more dangerous than they look!

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SMP_SocialMediaIck

online annoyances, social media habits, internet annoyances, digital annoyances, Pet Peeves

Are you tired of seeing the same old basic builds on every Minecraft server? Are you ready for a server where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old dirt houses and cobblestone castles. On our server, we have players building entire cities out of cake, riding pigs into battle, and even creating giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless players who have tamed an army of chickens and are ready to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join them in their quest for poultry domination?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

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NoTol3r8!

things that I despise, things that I loathe, things that I cannot abide, DISLIKES, deal breakers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you can’t tolerate the sight of a creeper without exploding into laughter. Our creepers have been trained in stand-up comedy and are sure to make you ROFL (Roll On the Floor Laughing)!

Sick of the same old boring mining routine? On our server, you’ll find diamond ore that sings opera when you mine it, and redstone that tells knock-knock jokes as you build your contraptions.

And if you’re tired of the same old survival mode, come join our server where survival means battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their beaks and riding pigs that can fly!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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MineCraftMamaNoDrama

Expectations, new parents, Safety, Routine, Grandma

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects personal boundaries? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun experience where you can build your virtual world without unwanted visitors. Just like this mom-to-be wants time with her new family, you can have all the space you need to create your dream Minecraft world without interference. Plus, we promise not to call your creations “our builds” or touch your virtual creations without permission. So come join us and build your blocky paradise in peace!

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NoMoreStickyFingers

Improvement, SOLUTIONS, everyday annoyances, Technology, innovation

Tired of not being able to ride a unicorn to work every day? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you ride unicorns, but you can also fly on dragons and teleport to the nearest Taco Bell whenever you’re hungry!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas with diamond swords, or take a break and relax in our luxurious diamond mansion with a built-in jacuzzi filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s fireproof)!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (just be careful of the evil potato goblins guarding it)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to boring daily inconveniences forever!

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Hate-Free Henya’s Minecraft Server

can’t stand, Loathing, DISLIKES, annoyances, Hatefree

Henya absolutely despises boring and dull Minecraft servers! She craves excitement, chaos, and pure unadulterated fun. That’s why she created her own Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never be boring!

Join Henya’s server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of chickens, and have epic dance parties in the Nether. Henya once tamed a creeper and rode it into the sunset while playing a ukulele solo – true story!

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with their rules and restrictions, come join Henya’s server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

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GrumpyCraft – Age Edition

Frustrations, aging gracefully gracefully gracefully, GrumpyCraft, bothers, changes

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with boring responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and let your imagination run wild. Build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, create a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even tame a pet zombie pigman to do your bidding.

Forget about bills, deadlines, and all the other stresses of adulthood. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant statue of a chicken or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us and let your inner child roam free in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to grow up again!

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