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  • PeeveCraft: Oddball Edition

    PeeveCraft: Oddball Edition
    Are you tired of mining for hours only to find out your pickaxe is made of rubber and can’t even break through dirt? Well, fear no more because on our server, all pickaxes are made of pure diamond and can break through bedrock like it’s butter!

    Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday!

    Sick of boring old creepers blowing up your hard work? Don’t worry, on our server, creepers have been trained to breakdance instead of explode. It’s quite the sight to see!

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the only place where you can plummet from the sky with a giant dragon by your side.

    So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

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  • ShowerLock2021

    ShowerLock2021
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the stinky situations of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky bliss! Join us and never worry about your husband ruining your relaxation time in the bathroom again – because in our server, you can build as many bathrooms as you want, all for yourself!

    No more penny or screwdriver shenanigans to invade your privacy – here, the only thing invading your space will be creepers (but don’t worry, you can always respawn)! And forget about IBS excuses, because in our server, everyone smells like roses (or at least like pixelated roses).

    So come on over and join us for a bath-time adventure like no other! Build your own spa, take a relaxing dip in pixelated paradise, and never again worry about someone barging in on your bathroom bliss. Because in our Minecraft server, the only thing stinking up the place is the sulfur from exploding creepers – and that’s a smell you can handle!

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  • RoommateRageCraft

    RoommateRageCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a juicy soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while navigating through complex relationships. Will you be the one to stir up trouble or will you be the peacemaker in this virtual drama-filled land?

    Embark on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious whispers echoing through the ancient 90-year-old houses. Will you be able to solve the secrets hidden within the walls?

    But beware, for not all is as it seems. Keep an eye out for friends who may be harboring hidden grudges and unresolved emotions. Can you navigate through the tangled web of emotions and come out unscathed?

    Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Are you ready to dive into the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama?

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  • PieThiefProbsLOL

    PieThiefProbsLOL
    Are you tired of your significant other stealing your food and making you question your sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own food fortress to protect your precious snacks from any sneaky spouses.

    Imagine a world where you can finally enjoy a slice of pie without worrying about it mysteriously disappearing. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate food defense system.

    Don’t let your husband mock you for wanting to enjoy your own meals in peace. Join our server and show him who’s boss in the battle for food supremacy. It’s time to take back control of your snacks and build a world where your culinary creations are safe from any hungry invaders. Join now and let the food wars begin!

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  • Beep-Stop Microwave Server

    Beep-Stop Microwave Server
    hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

    why should u join? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and suddenly they were transformed into a block of cheese. but don’t worry, they were the tastiest cheese in all the land.

    also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls? ya, it’s pretty lit.

    oh, and did i mention that our server has a talking microwave that tells the funniest jokes? ya, u heard me right. u can have a laugh while ur food is heating up.

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure. so come on, join us and let the craziness begin!

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  • RageCraft

    RageCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server if you’re fed up with sheep that refuse to be sheared and cows that have developed a taste for revenge. Our pigs have been taking flying lessons from Ender Dragons and our villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to hoarding emeralds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamond eggs and creepers that moonwalk before exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (but beware of the sugar rush!).

    So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in equal measure, join our server today! Who needs normal when you can have insanity?

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