ANNOY – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MommaSaidNoChoco

ADVANTAGE, ANNOY, annoyance, apartment, asking, Assertiveness, back off, Birthday, Boundaries, Chocolate, Confrontation, EXCUSE, Kids, mom, MommaSaidNoChoco, parenting, Respect, STOP, WIBTA

Are you tired of random girls showing up at your virtual doorstep asking for chocolate every month? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no chocolate moochers” policy! Join us and never worry about unwanted visitors asking for sweets again.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground chocolate factory where you can mine for cocoa beans and craft your own delicious treats. Just watch out for the Oompa Loompas!

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to those pesky chocolate beggars. It’s time to build, mine, and indulge in all the sugary goodness your heart desires. Join now and let the chocolatey adventures begin!

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BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

aggravation, Agitation, ANNOY, Bother, Botheration, bothered, BotheredBlox, chafe, discomfort, displeasure, exasperation, Frustration, irk, irksome, irritate, Minecraft, Nuisance, Peeve, perturb, pet peeve, smp, Upset, vexation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

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FutureSelfAlarm

alarm clock, ANNOY, future self, FutureSelfAlarm, habit formation, morning routine, motivation, planning ahead, procrastination, productivity, purposeful, SELF AWARENESS, self help, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-control, self-discipline, self-sabotage, Time management, time traveler, wake up on time

so like, imagine this: u join this cray cray minecraft server and ur future self is like, “woah, i gotta wake up on time or else i’ll miss out on all the epic adventures on this server!” but u, being the sneaky little potato that u are, decide to annoy ur future self by joining the server and making them wake up on time. like, who does that? only the most epic gamers, that’s who! so come join us and mess with ur future self in the most hilarious way possible. trust me, it’ll be worth it!

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SmileAndForgiveMC

ANNOY, Confidence, empowerment, forgiveness, forgiving, Haters, haters gonna hate, inner peace, inner strength, let go, Move on, positive vibes, positivity, positivity wins, resilience, rise above, self love, SmileAndForgiveMC, smiling, spread love, strength

u kno wat else annoys ur haters? joining this epic minecraft server! why? cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds! yep, u heard me right. imagine flying around on a diamond poopin pig while ur haters watch in jealousy. not only that, but we also have a secret underground club where u can party with famous minecraft youtubers like steve and alex. and get this, our server is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams from its eyes. so come join us and show ur haters who’s boss by smiling and forgiving them while riding a diamond poopin pig. u won’t regret it!

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CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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VeganCraft: Where Even the Creepers Eat Their Greens!

#sustainability, activism, animal rights, climate change, CREEPERS, dietary choices, Eat, Environment, environmental impact, ethical living, greens, health benefits, internet trends, meat consumption, meat production, Online Community, online discussions., plant based diet, reddit, social media, vegan lifestyle, VeganCraft, veganism, vegans

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us and you’ll find yourself surrounded by vegan warriors who are on a mission to save the environment by eliminating all meat production in the game. That’s right, no more hunting animals for food – only plant-based blocks allowed!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the vegan stronghold lies a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamond carrots and enchanted kale. Are you brave enough to embark on this quest?

So why are there so many vegans on Reddit now? Because they’ve all heard about our server and they can’t resist the temptation to join in on the fun! Don’t be left out, join us today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

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Blocky Bait Battles: Pedo Edition

Bait, Battles, blocky, Childhood, children, controversial, controversial media, controversial television, controversial topics, debate, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, Ethics, inappropriate, Media, morality, paedobait, parenting, pedo, series, Social Issues, superior, television, tv shows

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server where we settle the age-old debate of which is the superior paedobait series! Join us as we build INSANE structures inspired by your favorite paedobait shows and movies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a FIERCE army of llama warriors who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you UNLIMITED POWER in the game.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a WILD adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a few paedobait references along the way. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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Old Farts Craft

Agreement, compassion, Craft, Development, Empathy, farts, forgiveness, growth, healing, hindsight, matured greatly, Maturity, moving forward, nothing wrong, perspective, progress, reconciliation, Reflection, resolution, Understanding, Unity, years passed

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and celebrate the absurdity of life! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Disco Llama.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

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BlockySniperz Minecraft Madness

Accuracy, BlockySniperz, Campers, Competitive Gaming, First Person Shooter, Gaming, headshots, long range, madness, marksmanship, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, patience, Precision, Shooter, SNIPERS, stealth, strategy, tactical, team play, video games, virtual warfare

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate sniper showdown! Our server is filled with expert marksmen who will headshot you from across the map before you even know what hit you. But don’t worry, we also have sniper chickens that will help you hone your skills and become the best sharpshooter in all of Minecraft!

Not convinced yet? Well, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Sniper King, a player who once hit a triple headshot while riding a unicorn through a field of exploding creepers. If you can impress the Sniper King with your skills, you will be granted access to the secret sniper club, where only the most elite players are allowed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your sniping skills in the most epic way possible!

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Crafty McCraftface: Endwalker Edition

Benchmark, Crafty, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Edition, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Linkshells, McCraftface, MEETUPS, mist, orbonne monastery mine run., Plot 54, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Shogun Watch Party episodes 9 and 10, Ward 11, Yo-Kai Watch Event, Zalera

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! We’re launching early access on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT, so get ready to dive into a world filled with Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration and Yo-Kai Watch Event rerun madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that we’re even testing out Cross-Region Data Center Travel and hosting a PvP Series 5 that will blow your mind. And if you’re looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells, we’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6.

Oh, and did we mention the meetups? Join us on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT for a Crystal Party Finder Orbonne Monastery MINE Run (ID: 473801309) or on April 26 at 6:00 PM EDT for a Shogun Watch Party episodes 9 and 10 at Zalera, Mist, Ward 11, Plot 54 (ID: 474400408). It’s going to be more fun than trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than a creeper blowing up your best build!

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DrunkCraft: The Hangover Edition

4 AM, Beverage, Caffeine, coffee, Dawn, Drinking, DrunkCraft, Early, early bird, early riser, Edition, ENERGIZE, groggy, hangover, morning, mug, Routine, sleepy, Start, sunrise, tea, tired, Wake Up

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the party never stops! Have you ever woke up at 4 AM and thought, “I need to play Minecraft right now”? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, it’s always 4 AM somewhere!

Join us for drinking kind of morning where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your liver). Build a house out of beer cans, mine for vodka diamonds, and battle zombie bartenders in the nightclub dungeon.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and let’s get this party started!

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Chaste Creeper Chaos: Where Blocks Drop and Players Pop!

Anymore, Authors, blocks, books, Chaos, Characters, chaste, creeper, doing.., Drop, DROPPED, Expectations, Frustration, heroines, keep on, Literature, Players, Plot, pop, reading, society, Stereotypes, trends, virginal, why, Writing

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaste virginal heronies (yes, you read that right). Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one of these chaste virginal heronies, you will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dropped – a mysterious being that keeps dropping random items all over the map. Some say that if you collect all of these items, you will be granted with the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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Gloop’s Yoinky Adventures

#youtube, Adventures, bad, comedy, CONTENT, Entertainment, funny, GLOOP, Gloops, GWVV9P4vOp4, humor, internet, LAUGH, Share, shorts, social media, subscribe, tPHw4aujApY, trending, viral video, watch, yoinky

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “yoinky” in excitement? Look no further than our EPIC server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and RAINBOWS!

Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t handle our LEVELS OF COOLNESS!

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident LLAMA OVERLORD who rules the server with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the YOINKY madness for yourself!

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LOLcraft: Anomalous Collapse

#exciting, action, Adventure, Anomalous, anomaly, Casual, challenge, collapse, Difficulty, Difficulty level, EASY, Entertainment, Fun, gameplay, Good, graphics, LolCraft, pic, Puzzles, Storyline, video game

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the gameplay is so fun, it’ll make you question reality! But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of pic related being way too good on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, pic related is so OP that it’ll make you question why you ever played on any other server before!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures, CRAZY challenges, and UNBELIEVABLE rewards! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft server of all time!

But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and prepare for the WACKIEST Minecraft journey of your life!

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MindCraft: Where Your Brainwaves Control the Game!

ai, brain activity, brain waves, brain-computer interface, Brainwave Control, Brainwaves, control, cutting-edge technology, experimental technology, Future Tech, Game, human-machine interaction, innovation, mind control, mindcraft, MindWave Mobile, neuroscience, NeuroSky, science fiction, Siddharth Hariharoan, Technology, telekinesis, toy helicopter

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have Siddharth Hariharoan attempting to control a toy helicopter with his mind! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so advanced that we use the MindWave Mobile device by NeuroSky to read brain waves and make the impossible possible.

If you want to witness this mind-blowing (literally) spectacle, then join our server now! Who knows, you might even be able to control your Minecraft character with your thoughts. The possibilities are endless on our server, where we take gaming to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft gaming. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly groundbreaking!

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