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UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

$8 billion, aid for Ukraine, Announces, biden, Bidens, Billions, long tail, military aid, tags, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyUkraineDefense

$8 billion, AID PACKAGE, Announces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineDefense, Defense, Diplomacy, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid, military aid package, military support, nearly, package, SECURITY, support for Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine military aid, US, us military aid, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	739	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, u will be like WOAH? well then u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the US announcing an $8 billion military aid package for Ukraine – totally unexpected and totally epic!

imagine u logging on and being greeted by a giant statue of a creeper holding a diamond sword, that’s how u know u in for a wild ride. we got custom plugins that let u fly on a pig while shooting fireballs from ur hands, it’s like being a superhero in minecraft!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city where u can battle zombies and skeletons in a never-ending maze of doom. and if u make it out alive, u get a prize of unlimited diamonds and emeralds!

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

MacronCraft: RightWingRevolution

#announcement, Announces, Assembly, cabinet, CONSERVATIVE, Emmanuel Macron, France, French, Government, leadership, MacronCraft, MINISTERS, national, new, opposition, Parliament, policies, Politics, president, REFORMS, right wing, RightWingRevolution

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	2197	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	4669
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where french president emmanuel macron is actually a secret gamer and he runs the whole show! he just announced a new right-wing government in the game, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

we have crazy builds like the eiffel tower made entirely out of diamond blocks and a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers.

plus, every player gets a pet baguette that follows you around and gives you extra french powers. oui oui, mon ami!

so come join us for a baguette-filled adventure on the most epic minecraft server in the world! vive la france!

CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server

$125 million, Allies, Announces, Appropriation, Assistance, Conflict Resolution, Congress, CraftyUkrainian, Defense, defense budget, eastern europe, foreign policy, funding, geopolitical strategy, international relations, long tail tags: United States, military aid, military assistance, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, package, SECURITY, Server, Support, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, US

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Emeralds Found:	2679
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	New Chunks Explored:	846934
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

lolz this server is like getting a $125 million military aid package for Ukraine but in minecraft form. imagine all the epic battles you can have with your friends, taking down enemies and conquering lands like a boss. join now and be part of the ultimate minecraft army, ready to dominate the virtual world. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something as epic as this? come on, don’t miss out on the fun and excitement. join now and let the madness begin!

ToiletCraft: Rollin’ in the Breakthrough

Announces, biodegradable, Breakthrough, Development, eco-friendly, environmentally-friendly, flushable, hygiene, innovation, invention, research, rollin, Rolls, russia, sanitation, Scientific, sustainable, Technology, toilet paper, ToiletCraft, Vital, Waste Disposal

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Crops Grown:	6651	Treasure Maps Found:	5

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, russia just announced this, like, super important scientific discovery – flushable toilet paper rolls! can u believe it? now u can wipe ur butt and just, like, flush it away like it never happened! but, like, that’s not even the best part – on this server, u can build ur own toilet paper factory and become the toilet paper king of the world! imagine all the power and glory that comes with that title! plus, there’s, like, a secret underground bunker filled with rare toilet paper artifacts that u can explore and claim for urself. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the most butt-wiping adventure of ur life!

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, $2 billion, Announces, arms deal, Deal, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, loan agreement, military aid, military loan, Minecraft, nato, pentagon, Poland, PolishCraft, second, SECURITY, Server, united states, US, Warsaw

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mines Excavated:	4417	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Zombie Dances:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

NukeCraft: NATO’s New Arsenal

adaptations, Alliance, Announces, Arsenal, Defense, defense system, Deterrence, Global, international relations, leader, Military, nato, NATOs, nuclear arsenal, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, policy, Safety, SECURITY, security threats, Strategic, Treaty, weapons

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Emeralds Found:	1952
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so, like, this server is like the nuclear bomb of minecraft servers, you know? our leader, like, nato or something, is making all these crazy adaptations to our arsenal to keep us safe from, like, creepers and stuff. it’s like a war zone out there, man. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness. come join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

CaramelCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bad person, Brownies, cafe, cakes, caramel, CaramelCraft, child, dessert, fit, headphones, last piece, Minecraft, Mother, Music, Neighborhood, Queue, salted caramel, Server, Shortcake, sweets, weekend, Yelling

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	184	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Divine Spears Created:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchantments Applied:	154
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination.

Are you tired of entitled kids throwing tantrums over dessert? Well, on our server, you can feast on all the shortcake with salted caramel you want, without any bratty kids trying to steal it from you! Build your own bakery and fill it with all the delicious treats you desire, without any entitled parents demanding you give it to their precious little angels.

Join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own outrageous stories in the world of Minecraft? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

FertileCraft – Keepin’ it to Myself

Communication, Decision making, egg donor, emotional burden, emotions, family, family dynamics, FertileCraft, fertility journey, Guilt, infertility, ivf, keepin, parents, Pregnancy, reproductive health, secrecy, shame, sister, success, Support, transfer process

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Villages Defended:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and judgment while trying to start a family in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building your dream family!

Join us and experience the thrill of creating your own little blocky babies with our advanced IVF system. No need to worry about unsuccessful rounds, because on our server, every cycle is a success!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our egg donor option? It’s a game-changer, literally! Your parents won’t even know what hit them when you surprise them with the news of your blocky bundle of joy.

So come on over to our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Let’s build some blocky families together!

RusGasBlockCraft

blocks, Diplomacy, economic impact, energy dependence, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, energy supply, European Commission, european union, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, germany, global politics, international relations, Natural Gas, Politics, RusGasBlockCraft, Russian gas, sanctions, trade relations

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Towns Built:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

lol ok so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz like, we got all the Russian gas you could ever want! Germany be blockin’ sanctions but we be servin’ up that sweet, sweet gas all day erryday! Join now for a gas-tastic time and maybe even start a gas empire of your own! Don’t miss out on the gas party, join now!

OrcaCraft: Free Willy’s Revenge

Animal Behavior, animal captivity, animal rights, animal welfare, Captivity, captivity effects, free, Free Willy, Keiko, marine animal behavior, marine mammals, orca behavior, orca captivity, orca conservation, orca intelligence, orca pod, orca rehabilitation, orca release, OrcaCraft, orcas, Revenge, treatment of animals, wild animals, Willys

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8720	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

come to our epic minecraft server where we have the only orca who was released but couldn’t make friends with other orcas because he was captured when he was just a baby! join us for the most epic adventures and build the craziest creations with your new orca friend by your side. who needs other players when you have a majestic sea creature as your companion? come join us now for a whale of a time!

ShroomCraft: Enhance Learning & Explore!

Behavior, brain chemistry, brain health, cognition, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive psychology, cues, Enhance, exploratory behavior, Explore, investigation, learning, mental health, mind-altering substances, neuroscience, psilocybin, psychedelics, reinforcement learning, research, Rewards, ShroomCraft, study

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

so, liek, u know how sum servers r all boring and stuff? well dis server is, liek, totally different cuz we got psilocybin, man! it, liek, makes u learn better and, like, explore more! so, if u wanna, liek, level up ur minecraft skills while trippin’ balls, dis is the server 4 u, bro! come join us and, liek, let’s get weird together! 🍄🌈🤪

GhostCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Beautiful, BREAKPOINT, detailed world, Exploration, Future, Game, Gameplay experience, gaming industry, ghost recon, ghostcraft, graphics, Immersive, Minecraft, next level, open world, Realistic, Server, Stunning, Technology, video game, visually stunning

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the ghost recon breakpoint of Minecraft worlds!

Join us for a wild ride through stunning landscapes, intense battles, and crazy adventures. Our server is so beautiful, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game!

But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasures, mythical creatures, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond sword, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly like a superhero!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCode Minecraft Server

coding, coding challenges, coding discussion, coding help, coding projects, coding resources, coding tips, computer science, CraftyCode, Minecraft, programming, programming advice, programming community., programming inspiration, Programming Languages, programming projects, programming support, programming tools, Server, Software Development, Technology, web development

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4956	Animals Bred:	102
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wildest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords, or build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle to the death in the arena.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Your Minecraft experience will never be the same again!

WaitressWatchdog Minecraft Server

bad habit, blind date, Boss, Critiquing, date, diet coke, espresso martini, eye contact, Frustration, looking down, Minecraft, mule, Pace, PISSY, Restaurant, Rockets, Rude, Server, Shy.., Startup, Unproblematic, waitress, WaitressWatchdog

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5393
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

Are you tired of boring dates and looking for some drama in your life? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing faster than our espresso martinis is the speed at which you can build rockets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy step-sisters, demanding bosses, and passive-aggressive dates. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the restaurant and come build your own adventure on our server. Just remember, always make eye contact when ordering your virtual Diet Coke!

BedtimeBattlesMC

AITAH, bartend, bedtime, BedtimeBattlesMC, central time, Communication, compromise, disagreement, discipline, fear, flexibility, james bond movie, late shift, law, lenient, parenting, Public, Son, undermining, undisciplined, Wife

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Items Found:	2814	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of being ruled by the bedtime police in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where bedtime is a thing of the past! We believe in flexibility and fun, just like this dad who let his son stay up late to watch James Bond. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all night long?

On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny, just like this dad who stood up to his wife and her strict bedtime rules. No more fear of being judged as an undisciplined parent – on our server, anything goes!

So come join us and let your inner rebel out. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a late-night battle against a horde of zombies, just like this dad fought against his wife’s strict rules. Let’s show the world that bedtime is just a suggestion, not a law!

PhilippineWorkz Minecraft Server

economic inequality, employment, Filipino workers, global labor index, human rights violations, Job Opportunities, job security, labor conditions, labor exploitation, labor laws, labor rights, labor standards, Minecraft, minimum wage, Philippines, PhilippineWorkz, Server, worker protection, worker safety, workers’ rights, working conditions, workplace conditions, worst countries for workers

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Animals Bred:	120
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	163
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Towns Built:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	9

come join the minecraft server where all the workers are treated like kings and queens! forget about the philippines, here you can mine for diamonds and build your own castle! we have unicorns roaming around and free pizza every friday! plus, if you join now, you get a pet dragon to protect you from creepers! who needs the real world when you can escape to our magical server? join now and live your best blocky life!