On September 16, 2023, a rockmass the size of a freakin’ rugby stadium detached and fell like a clumsy noob down a slope. The resulting megatsunami had a peak height of over 200m, taller than a giant zombie trying to dunk a basketball. It was as tall as 60m along a 10km stretch, making it the most insane ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ride the waves of destruction like a pro. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get wild, yo!
Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)
You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!
If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the minimum age to play on the server? | Players must be 18 years or older to join. |
| Are there any restrictions on gameplay? | Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish. |
| Are there any plugins or mods on the server? | We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process. |
| Can I suggest new features for the server? | Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community. |
1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.
2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.
3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?
4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.
5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.
