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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8979 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 137 |
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