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Game Stop Minecraft Server
Are you tired of waiting for Tencent to take over Ubisoft before making a decision on whether to buy Anno? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Tencent and Ubisoft have merged to create the ultimate gaming experience. Build your own Anno-inspired empire while fending off hostile takeovers from rival players who are secretly working for Tencent. Will you be able to navigate the corporate chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out! -
BlockBuster Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a gaming experience better than any Ghibli or Shinkai movie combined! Our server is so epic, it’s even better than Anno’s wildest dreams and Hosoda’s own slop (whatever that means). Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the adventures are crazier than any Shonen Jump storyline. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the most mind-blowing Minecraft server out there – you won’t regret it! -
ShinjiSucksMCServer
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can feel loved and respected like Kensuke by Asuka? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Asuka may call Shinji “Baka” and Rei “Eko Hikii”, but she calls Kensuke “Kenken” with love and affection. Join our server and experience the same level of respect and intimacy from our community!Forget about chasing after someone like Kaji or being called a “Gaki” like Shinji. On our server, you’ll be treated like the hero you are, just like Kensuke in the village. Asuka knows a go-getter when she sees one, and she’s not afraid to show her admiration. So why wait? Join now and bask in the glory of being called “Kenken” by our very own Asuka!
Don’t be a “Kone Megane” like Mari, join our server and be a “Kenken” instead. Asuka may have her flaws, but when it comes to showing love and respect, she knows how to do it right. So come on over and experience the true meaning of friendship and camaraderie in our Minecraft world. Who knew a simple nickname could hold so much power? Join now and see for yourself!
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CraftyDadLULZ
Are you tired of family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with your wife’s father striking your child! Our server is a safe haven from awkward family gatherings and uncomfortable conversations. Plus, you won’t have to worry about forgiving anyone or being called petty for holding a grudge.On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any in-laws interfering. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs forgiveness when you have a diamond sword?
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BetrayerBeware
Have you ever been betrayed by someone in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we take betrayal to a whole new level! When someone betrays you, we unleash a pack of angry wolves to hunt them down and make them pay for their treachery! It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) revenge story unfolding right before your eyes. So come join us and see what happens to the person who dares to betray you! Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss! -
BorderBlock Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got a russian general who, like, dismantled some border-protection group, right? and then, outta nowhere, ukraine attacks! it’s like, a total war zone, man. but don’t worry, we got all the protection you need on this server. join us and be part of the chaos, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride! -
BrainCrafters – No Surface Untouched
hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit that even the microplastics are trying to get in on the action? well look no further cuz this server is the place to be!imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you find a tiny plastic bead instead, talk about a plot twist! but don’t worry, these microplastics are friendly and just wanna chill in your brain tissue while you build epic structures and battle mobs.
there’s nowhere left untouched by the insanity of this server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with plastic-infused adventures!
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BluntCraft: KidSafe Server
Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe, even the scissors are childproof. I’m talking scissors so blunt, you can’t even call them scissors anymore. It’s like trying to cut through a block of obsidian with a feather.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted unicorn or a portal to the land of infinite cake. The possibilities are endless, just like our supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
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CraftySuicideRiskMC
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like semaglutide on steroids, but without the suicidal thoughts (hopefully). we got blocks that’ll make u feel like ur on top of the world, literally. climb to the highest peak and shout “I AM THE KING OF MINECRAFT!” and no one will judge u, except maybe that creeper sneaking up behind u. but don’t worry, we got ur back with our epic community of players who will fight off any mob that tries to mess with u. so come join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch would be jealous. -
CraftyBabies Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise!Join us and embark on a quest to discover the best anime released on your birth year. But here’s the catch – you have to battle mobs of anime characters to unlock the answer! Will you defeat Goku from Dragon Ball Z or Sailor Moon from, well, Sailor Moon? Only time will tell!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly Pikachu who only speaks in Jigglypuff’s lullaby? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the anime madness begin!