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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8053 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 192 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)