| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 813 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6313 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1756 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 62 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Ores Mined: | 8793 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2251 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 91 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8347 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8143 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6681 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9536 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4226 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 7934 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Votes: | 7103 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5816 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7059 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3841 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
