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Berlin vs. Elon’s Desert Army

Army, berlin, Conflict, Confrontation, controversy, current events, Defense, desert, desertion, Deserts, Dispute, elon musk, Elons, feud, german army, germany, innovation, Military, News, Rumbles, Technology

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the german army has deserted X because they are too busy battling it out with elon musk in a feud that is shaking the very foundations of the virtual world. build your own army of pixelated soldiers and fight alongside berlin in this epic showdown of epic proportions. who will come out on top? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and madness that is taking over the server. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane adventure!

Vegas Craft: Where Angeles is Just Too Weird

Angeles, casinos, city, colloquial, Craft, desert oasis, Destination, Entertainment, FAMOUS, iconic, Las Vegas, Nevada, nevada desert, Nickname, nightlife, sin city, tourism, travel, vacation, Vegas, weird

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we buildin’ like crazy and havin’ a blast like it’s a party in vegas but without all the hangovers and regrets, ya feel me? we got diamond rainin’ from the sky and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide, it’s a wild ride you don’t wanna miss out on! plus, we got a secret underground disco club where herobrine himself busts a move every saturday night, it’s lit af fam. so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a block party!

Crafty Korean Man Cave

cave, Crafty, Decline, discrimination, gender, gender dynamics, Ideology, INEQUALITY, Korean, male victimhood, man, Masculinity, mental health, objective economic hardship, patriarchy, Perception, research, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, socioeconomic status, South Korean men, traditional roles

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	6705	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

So, like, u know how South Korean dudes are all like, “woe is me, life is so hard”? Well, turns out it’s cuz they think they’re like, losing their status or whatever. But, like, who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?!

Picture this: u log on and u see a bunch of South Korean dudes running around, crying about their perceived socioeconomic status decline. But then u swoop in like a boss and show them what true power looks like in the world of Minecraft.

Join our server and show those sad boys that real strength comes from building epic castles and slaying dragons, not from worrying about your place in society. Plus, rumor has it that if u defeat the Ender Dragon, u’ll gain instant status and become the king of all South Korean Minecraft players.

So, what are u waiting for? Join our server now and show those victimhood ideologues who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Tirox.net

beloved old maps, classic Minecraft experience, classic Minecraft PvP, Epic PvP Moments, Ffa, game modes, golden days, KitPvP, minecraft 1.8, minecraft 1.8 pvp, minecraft pvp, minecraft server, Nostalgia, Old maps, Parkour, PvP, PvP experience, PvP-Network, reconnecting with the past, reviving the classic, Survival Games, Tirox, well-known players

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2815	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	5415
Love Letters Sent:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Tirox is a Minecraft 1.8 PvP network with the goal of reviving the classic Minecraft PvP experience. Featuring beloved old maps and game modes such as the famous Survival Games, as well as modes like FFA to warm up, Tirox brings back the essence of the golden days of Minecraft PvP. We’ve successfully brought back many former well-known players who used to play back in the day. It’s all about nostalgia, reconnecting with the past, and reliving those epic PvP moments with friends and players who share the same love for the classic Minecraft experience.

play.tirox.net

exciting new mc fantasy server

#exciting, CPU, Discord, Events, FANTASY, Fun, GalaxiteRPG, invite, Joined, Magic, members, Memory, Modded, modpacks, ONLINE, Players, RPG, Server, smp, Specs, SSD, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Star Shards Collected:	103	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

GalaxyRPG Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	GalaxiteRPG.mine.fun
Server Version	1.19.2
Server Specs	Memory: 16gb of DDR5 RAM SSD: 100gb Seagate SSD CPU: Intel 9 14900K (4 extra threads)

About the Server:

Hello! If you like playing Minecraft with magic/fantasy RPG modpacks, look no further! We are looking for as many players as we can because the more we are, the more fun we have!

This is the modpack we are currently using: Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval Adventure RPG

Join our Discord server for updates and future events: https://discord.gg/M7aVUGTvMb

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: GalaxiteRPG.mine.fun
What modpack is the server using?	The server is currently using Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval Adventure RPG modpack. You can find it here.
Can I become a member of the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community. Just connect to the server using the provided IP.
What are the server specs?	The server has 16gb of DDR5 RAM, 100gb Seagate SSD, and an Intel 9 14900K CPU with 4 extra threads.

Eco Breeders Guild 1.20.5

1.20.5, Breeders, challenge videos, comedy, Eco, Entertainment, funny videos, guild, handbreeder, handbreeder challenge, hilarious, humor, internet culture, laugh out loud, Laughter, memes, online content, Popular, Reed edition, social media, trending, viral videos, ylyl

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	157
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Astral Projections Made:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more lit? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where you can breed hand-sized reeds and create a whole army of tiny plant soldiers to do your bidding.

Join our server for the most epic battle of handbreeder reeds you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t be able to hold back your laughter as these little guys go to war.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have custom mini-games where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and joust with carrots. It’s like a fever dream come to life, but in a good way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of handbreeder reed madness. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

LockOutLols Minecraft Server

aita, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Eviction, family, Fiance, flatmate, friendship, home, Homeless, living situation, locking out, LockOutLols, mental health, Minecraft, pushover, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Tough Decisions

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of our player who had to kick out their best friend and flatmate for clogging the sink with bolognese. Can you survive the chaos and craziness of our server?

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of locking someone out of their virtual home, just like in real life! – Witness the power struggle between friends turned enemies, all over a missed rent payment. – Test your survival skills in a world where even the closest friendships can crumble over a blocked sink. – Explore a server where mental health plummets faster than a creeper exploding.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy drama to mine? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the madness of our server!

GummyCraftCBD – Chill Server for Stoned Sisters

anxiety relief, Chill, chill vibes, consent, family conflict, GummyCraftCBD, Laughter, legal substances, low-dose gummies, medication dependence, mental health, new job stress, panic attacks, personal issues, Relaxation, Server, sibling bonding, sister support, sisters, stigma, Stoned, support system, THC benefits, THC gummies, Understanding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Potions Brewed:	52	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you relax and escape from the stress of everyday life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the magical world of blocky adventures!

Our server is so chill, even your sister will forget about her panic attacks after just one play session. We offer a special THC gummy power-up that will make you feel calm and relaxed while you build your dream world. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our pixelated paradise!

Just like how THC gummies helped OP’s sister, our server will help you unwind and have a great time. Forget about your worries and join us for some blocky fun!

But beware, once your parents find out about the magical powers of our server, they might accuse you of “giving her drugs” too. But hey, who cares when you’re having so much fun building and exploring with your fellow players?

So come on, join our server and let the good times roll! Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the ultimate stress-reliever?

BookWormSMP

bestseller, Book, BookWormSMP, Captivating, classic, Compelling, Favorite, Fiction, Inspirational, literary gem, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, re-read, second read, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick, worth reading

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken spawned and started attacking me, but luckily I had my trusty pet llama with me to save the day!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, super cool and they host these crazy events where you can win rare items like a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock or a potion that turns you into a flying pig! Plus, there’s this secret society of players who only communicate in pig Latin and they have their own secret base hidden in the clouds!

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP ever, then you need to join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrafterz

appreciation, Commitment, Communication, compassion, compatibility, compromise, CraftyCrafterz, Empathy, Honesty, Kindness, love, loyalty, must have, partner, patience, Qualities, relationship, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Villages Defended:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to meet players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush. Our community is full of pranksters, meme lords, and expert builders who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.