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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 1486 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | New Chunks Explored: | 936948 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 |
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