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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3078 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Ores Mined: | 1730 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors and offers quests that will leave you clucking with excitement. And don’t even get us started on the magical talking sheep who can grant you wishes (for a price, of course).
So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a hilariously absurd journey unlike anything you’ve ever seen before? Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave.