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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5408 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.
And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.