CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	289319
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1290
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6432
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1758
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Animals Bred:	147
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Star Shards Collected:	243
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

application-based, AussieSMP, Coexist, Community, CREEPERS, Economy, g’day, Griefing, guides, Join, Kangaroos, Land claiming, latency, Limits, LIVESTREAMS, Mate, Mechanics, multiple worlds, Network, peacefully, Redstone, rules, smp, Survival, Teleport, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	114	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

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