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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 2531 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.
Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.