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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1549 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 181 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Have you ever wondered where Yahweh was during the destruction of the Second temple? Maybe he was too busy playing Minecraft on our server! Join us and find out the truth behind Yahweh’s mysterious disappearance.
Was he asleep? Or was he hiding and afraid of fighting the Romans? Maybe Yahweh did send Rabbi Yeshua to our server so he could tell you to not resist an evil man, turn the other cheek, and pay the taxes Caesar demanded. And if you had listened to Rabbi Yeshua, maybe you wouldn’t be so goddamned deformed from inbreeding after Titus nearly extincted kike rats. LMFAOOO!
Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs historical accuracy when you have our server’s crazy stories to keep you entertained?