HolyCraftExodus

agnosticism, atheism, critical thinking, philosophy, deconversion

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back home? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens, the zombies breakdance instead of attack, and the villagers have a secret underground disco party every night. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret society of ex-religious atheists who have all seen the light…literally. We were all visited by the Minecraft gods themselves and they showed us the true path to enlightenment…which involves building giant statues of Steve and sacrificing sheep in the name of Notch.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll even convert to our wacky religion and become a devout follower of the blocky gods.

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New Server IP
GymBuddyGoneMad Minecraft Server

Minecraft, confusion, Impression, MEMBERSHIP, Server

Yo, so like, imagine this dude from work, right? He be hittin’ me up ALL the time after I left that seasonal job. Like, bruh, I ain’t your therapist or somethin’!

Then he asked me to feed his cat while he on vacation. I did it, cuz I like cats, but then he be sendin’ me pics from his trip and complainin’ about bein’ with his mom. Like, I ain’t care, man!

He even sent me his gym schedule and asked me to join him. I was like, nah bro, I got my own gym routine. And then he talkin’ ’bout gettin’ another degree and I’m like, how I’m ‘sposed to support you with that?

Dude got all confused and we ain’t texted since. It’s a win-win, ya know? So, if you wanna join a server where drama be poppin’ off like this, come join us! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour! Let’s get this bread, fam!

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SisCleaner9000

parenting, tough love, Chores, Gratitude, RESPONSIBILITY

🌟🔥👾 JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURES AND CRAZIEST STORIES! 👾🔥🌟

🤪🚀 Ever wanted to swap houses with your mom and bully your sister into cleaning her room? Well, on our server, anything is possible! 🚀🤪

👑🔥 Take control and show your manipulative sister who’s boss by taking away all her electronics and giving her a taste of her own medicine! 👑🔥

🤯🚨 Watch as your sister huffs, puffs, and cries while cleaning her room like never before! It’s a wild ride filled with drama and chaos! 🚨🤯

🎉🔥 And the best part? You’ll become the hero of the family, with your mom thanking you endlessly for your epic cleaning skills! 🎉🔥

🚀🌟 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🌟🚀

😂🔥 Don’t listen to your grandma and aunt, be the cool older sister who breaks down walls (and messy rooms) for the greater good! 😂🔥

JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET! 🎉🔥🚀

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New Server IP
AlienGreetzMC SMP

interstellar travel, extraterrestrial beings, potential encounter, Communication, outer space

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have aliens landing all the time! Like, they come down in their UFOs and we’re just like “hey aliens, wanna play some Minecraft with us?” And they’re like “heck yeah, we love building pixelated houses!” It’s so lit, you never know who’s gonna show up next. Plus, the aliens have super OP powers in the game, like they can fly without wings and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s wild, you gotta come check it out! So come join us and be part of the most out-of-this-world Minecraft SMP ever!

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Elon’s Loot & Layoffs Craft

billionaire, government funding, Business, Craft, Loot

Are you tired of real-world drama and politics? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing Elon Musk is doing is building rocket ships out of diamond blocks! No need to worry about federal workers or social security here, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll receive a special potion that turns you into a billionaire in-game. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind!

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RichCraft Minecraft Server

Financial Planning, social programs, defense funding, Server, France military

so, like, u know how france is all fancy and stuff with their croissants and eiffel tower? well, get this, they wanna tax the rich to build up their military. like, can u imagine? the rich people gonna be like, “oh non non non, not my money!” but france gonna be all like, “oui oui, we need more tanks and stuff.”

but guess what? u can escape all that drama by joining our minecraft server! we got no taxes, just fun and games and building stuff. u can be the rich person in our server and not worry about funding a military. u can build a castle and pretend it’s your fancy french chateau. u can even have a pet baguette, if that’s your thing.

so come join us and leave all that taxing drama behind. we promise u won’t regret it. unless u forget to eat your virtual croissant, that would be tragic.

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CraftyTariffWars

Dispute, North America, international relations, foreign policy, disagreement

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, JUSTIN TRUDEAU pops up outta nowhere and starts lecturing DONALD TRUMP about tariffs! like, what even is happenin’ right now? but hey, if you wanna witness this epic showdown and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds! plus, you never know when world leaders might drop by for a visit. so come on, join us and let the craziness begin!

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New Server IP
Blocky Bullies: Weight Discrimination

sport-related mistreatment, Abuse, mistreatment in sports, bullying, sports

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like having fun? well then u gotta join our server cuz it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of ur life but in minecraft form. we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (shh, don’t tell anyone). plus, nearly 40% of adult Americans say they’ve experienced some type of sport-related mistreatment in their lives, but on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond-encrusted unicorn. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. also, did we mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

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Boredom SMP – Whitelist HermitCraft-LikeưỸ

no pay to win, advertising, Community Projects, Discord, Host Details

Boredom SMP Minecraft Server

Server Name	Boredom SMP
IP	play.boredommc.com
Version	Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Player Count	20-30 online player average
Features	– Purely Vanilla Gameplay with some HermitCraft-style data packs – Proximity Chat (optional) – Active staff and community – Donations are cosmetic, no pay-to-win

FAQ

What makes Boredom SMP unique?

Boredom SMP offers a purely vanilla gameplay experience with some HermitCraft-style data packs. We have a highly active community of adults, proximity chat, CoreProtect for grief recovery, cosmetic donations only, active staff, and a creative server for all members.

What should I expect from Boredom SMP?

Expect a close-knit group of respectful adults, server-wide events and competitions, 100% uptime with a 20 TPS average, community projects, and a long-term community that welcomes all kinds of players.

Can I use Discord & Dynmap?

Yes, you can view the world with Dynmap upon whitelisting, and talk to players on the server through Discord with cross-chatting enabled.

For more information and to apply, visit our website at https://www.boredommc.com/ and join our Discord at https://discord.boredommc.com

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com

Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]

Host Details: 128GB DDR5 RAM | AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU | 1Gbps Network | 2TB NVME Storage

Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Chud Havoc: Blocky Rebellion

Rebellion, employee rights, Employee morale, engineering ethics, gender discrimination

Join Now or Forever Question Reality!*

Welcome, brave souls! Have you ever wondered if existence is but a pixelated dream? What if I told you there’s a server where chaos reigns supreme, and sanity is a distant memory? This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a simulated existential crisis wrapped in a warm blanket of digital nonsense! Join us, unless you prefer to be devoured by the Void™. Trust me, it’s the greatest server ever… if you’re into losing your grip on reality!

Features: Embrace the Absurdity

Feature	Description
Infinite Pickle Dimension	Mine pickles that whisper your deepest fears while perpetually changing colors.
Anti-Gravity Blocks	Blocks that float, or do they fall? Who knows?!
Villager Cults	Interact with NPCs that demand tribute in the form of existential dread.
Random Enderman Explosions	Every 5 minutes, an Enderman will explode, leaving questions that only your therapist can answer.
Zombie Fashion Shows	Watch zombies strut their stuff in the latest styles of rotting flesh!
Mushroom Therapy	Cuddle mushrooms to fix your broken psyche. Side effects may include hallucinating sentient grass.

FAQ: The More You Ask, The Less You Know!

Q: How do I join the server?A: Reason is a construct. The door is hidden under the third cow from the left.

Q: Is there a mod list?A: Yes, but the mods are all invisible today; they may be plotting your demise.

Q: What are the server rules?A: Rules are but shadows of chains that hold you down. Embrace chaos and build a palace of despair.

Random Quotes from Our Deranged Adventurers:

“The head engineer just chimped out and asked HR to move all women to another site or fire them.”

“Why are the pickles staring at me?!”

“Since when do mushrooms talk?!”

“I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe… like villagers making demands!”

Join us, or risk the terrifying knowledge of what you might be missing. Perhaps it’s all just a glitch, or maybe… just maybe, it’s reality itself unraveling at the seams.

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