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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5115 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2365 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
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u will feel so much more coherent and significant, like ur existence will have a whole new level of awesomeness. u will be part of a community of builders and artists, all coming together to create a world of wonder and magic.
so, like, join dis server and unlock the secrets of life through the power of minecraft. u will never look at art the same way again, bro. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.
