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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5103 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9290 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.