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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8602 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
so, like, this server is like, the holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, the pope himself plays on here and he’s all about that blocky life. he’s like, building churches and stuff, but also slaying dragons and creepers like a boss.
there’s this one time where the pope was in a pvp battle and he totally wrecked this griefer who was trying to mess with his cathedral. it was epic, man.
and the vatican is like, backing this server up, saying the pope’s health is a ‘complex clinical situation’ because he’s been playing minecraft for like, 24/7. but it’s all good, cuz he’s having a blast and making friends from all over the world.
so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and maybe even meet the pope in game, you gotta join this server ASAP. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.
