We got wizards casting spells left and right, turning pigs into diamonds and creepers into cuddly kittens.
You’ll be inspired to become the ultimate mage protagonist in your own Minecraft adventure.
Who needs anime when you can create your own magical world full of surprises and epic battles?
Join now and unleash your inner mage master on this crazy server!
Join us for some insane PvP battles where you can choose to be on Team Shalltear or Team Albedo and fight for dominance in the virtual world.
Imagine the chaos and madness as you build your base, gather resources, and strategize with your team to take down the opposing side.
Plus, there are special events and mini-games where you can earn epic loot and bragging rights.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone who the real queen of the server is – Shalltear or Albedo!
Join our server to witness the epic battles between these three epic characters.
Hansa with his mad skills, Kirei with his sneaky tactics, and Ciel with her badass attitude.
It’s gonna be a total blast, so come on and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.
You’ll be mining for diamonds while jamming out to C418’s sick beats. And get this, every time you find a rare ore, a chorus of baby zombies will sing you a congratulatory song. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less taxes.
Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the lols begin!
Join us and protect these precious tomboys from extinction by building them cute little houses and giving them all the diamonds they could ever want.
We’ve got tomboy-themed events like “Tomboy Tuesdays” where we all dress up in our best tomboy skins and have a blast.
Don’t miss out on the chance to save the tomboys and have a ton of fun while doing it. Join now and be a hero for the tomboys!
Join our server and unleash your inner weeb as you create giant sculptures of Naruto, Goku, and even Sailor Moon. But wait, there’s more!
Not only can you show off your mad building skills, but you can also battle it out in epic anime-themed PvP matches. Picture this: a showdown between Luffy and Ichigo, with explosions and special moves galore.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the anime madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way. Who even knows anymore? Just do it!
But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Join in on epic battles where you’ll have to outsmart and outbuild your former besties to survive. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new enemies along the way!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server where childhood friends are the ultimate foes. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
Join us and be a part of the craziest baby-naming tradition in the Minecraft world. Who needs normal names when you can have a name that will make everyone do a double-take? Plus, if you’re pregnant in real life, we promise not to judge your baby name choices like some people do.
Don’t let your wife veto your name suggestions, come to our server where everyone gets a say in naming the baby. And if you’re the one carrying the baby, we’ll make sure you get the final say in the name, no matter how outrageous it may be.
So come on over and join us for some baby-naming fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a name like Veronicella after all.
Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.
But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Players | Small group |
| Progress Level | Not far progressed |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the SMP? | Fill out a short application on the discord server here. |
| How many players are on the server? | It’s a small group of players. |
| How far has the server progressed? | Not too far, still early on in the game. |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild assassin appears! But not just any assassin – it’s the failed assassin who tried to take out the one and only Trump! Now he’s on the run and causing chaos in our server. Will you be able to stop him before he strikes again?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!
So why wait? Join our server now for non-stop action, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to be a hero in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ll ever encounter!
Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life weight comments and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires. Plus, we have a special potion that magically makes you lose weight in the game, so you can eat all the virtual desserts guilt-free!
Join us now and let your virtual waistline widen without any snarky comments from anyone! It’s time to take control of your own dessert destiny in the world of Minecraft!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can uncover rare loot like enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
