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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7993 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 340 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.