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ZzzCraft: Fast Sleep Methods

avoid screens before bed, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, bedtime stretches, calming music, Comfortable bedding, Deep Breathing, Fast, herbal tea for sleep, lavender oil, limit caffeine, meditation for sleep, Methods, methods to fall asleep quickly, mindfulness for sleep, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep tips, warm bath, white noise, ZzzCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of counting sheep in Minecraft just to fall asleep? Well, on our server, we have a special potion called the “Sleepytime Elixir” that will knock you out faster than a creeper explosion! Just one sip and you’ll be snoozing in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will tuck you in and read you bedtime stories until you drift off into dreamland. And if you’re lucky, you might even wake up with a diamond under your pillow!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most relaxing and hilarious sleep of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster players who might try to sneak a spider into your bed…sweet dreams!

FrenchFryCraft

Abuse, court case, crime, criminal act, criminal behavior, criminal confession, criminal intent, criminal trial, domestic violence, DRUGGING, french man, FrenchFryCraft, justice system, legal consequences, legal proceedings, marital rape, rape, sexual assault, Spousal abuse, traumatic experience, Victim

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	2696
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. We got this French dude who like, drugged his wife so he could have a big ol’ party with all his buddies and they all just, like, took turns, you know? It’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, except it’s all blocky and pixelated.

Join this server if you wanna experience some wild drama and chaos. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of madness in Minecraft, right? Plus, we got some killer builds and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all the scandalous shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the most twisted Minecraft server out there. Come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up storylines and characters. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Battle: Fungus Fiasco

American bats, Bat, bat population, bat species, battle, conservation efforts, Decimated, disease outbreak, ecological balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, Fiasco, fighting back, Fungal infection, fungus, HIBERNATION, North America, research, scientists, white nose syndrome, wildlife conservation, wildlife disease, wildlife management

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungus that’s tryna take over the world of bats. we got scientists in lab coats crafting potions and battling the spores with swords made of diamond. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and bat-saving action. plus, where else can you ride a bat into battle against a giant mushroom boss? join us now and be a hero in the battle against the fungal apocalypse!

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

adult content, amazonian, beat off, desire, Dominant, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, sexual pleasure, slut, smp, taboo, Thick, thick thighs, thighs

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Towns Built:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretBlockCity, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	New Chunks Explored:	115722
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ores Mined:	5511
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyZelenskysWarVictory, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, ongoing conflict, over 90% complete, peace negotiations, Plan, political tensions, russian aggression, Ukrainian president, Ukrainian victory, War with Russia, Zelensky

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	6874	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!

Bee Buzz Coffee Boil – Minecraft Server

#revelation, anger, autistic adults, Bee, BEES, body-tensing, boil, Buzz, coffee, complex emotions, emotions, giddiness, Headaches, joy, Minecraft, neurodivergent, Server, Therapy

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Emeralds Found:	8070

come join our minecraft server where the bees are always buzzing and the coffee is always nice in the morning! feel the body-tensing anger boil as you battle your way through our insane challenges and quests. let your complex emotions run wild as you explore our vast world filled with surprises at every turn. we welcome all neurodivergent players with open arms and promise a therapy like no other. join us now and let the giddiness take over!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Gods Slained:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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