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CutFingerCrisis

Boyfriend, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CutFingerCrisis, Decision making, Dilemma, Empathy, Guilt, injury, long-distance relationship, loyalty, Priorities, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, TEAM, teamwork, travel, Understanding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of real life drama getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the chaos of everyday life!

Picture this: you’re on a 12-person running relay team, but your boyfriend cuts his finger on some glass and expects you to cancel your trip to take care of him. Don’t let his minor injury stop you from joining our epic Minecraft world!

On our server, you can build a virtual hospital for your boyfriend’s finger, complete with a diamond bandage and redstone stitches. Or, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical Glass Shard of Healing to cure him in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind for a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures!

BlockyBanter

accepting compliments, BlockyBanter, communication skills, constructive criticism, dealing with criticism, emotional intelligence, emotional reactions, Feedback, handling feedback, personal growth, Positive reinforcement, reacting to compliments, reacting to criticism, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-perception

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Emeralds Found:	6072	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total softie who just wants to be friends.

So come on down to our server and join in on the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs compliments or criticism when you’ve got a server this crazy?

HostageCraft: NoRespawnsForKfir

Awareness, Captivity, care, emotional distress, family, Hostage, HostageCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Kfir Bibas, Life, media attention, neglect, News, NoRespawnsForKfir, relative, rescue, Support, Survival, Tragedy, Trauma, world

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

so like, this server is like the ultimate escape for all the hostages out there, like Kfir Bibas, who just want to break free and build stuff in peace, ya know? like, forget about being held captive, come join us and create your own world where you’re the boss, not some crazy kidnapper. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from your captors and plan your epic escape, it’s like a whole new level of survival mode, man. so if you’re tired of being a hostage in real life, come join us and be a free spirit in the virtual world, where the only thing holding you back is your imagination. let’s break free together, one block at a time!

SeaweedShuffleCraft

#sustainability, Alarming, Biodiversity, brown seaweeds, climate change, coastal ecosystems, conservation, ecological balance, Ecosystem Services, Environmental Science, Evidence, fundamental role, Global scale, Marine Biology, oceanography, pervasive impacts, predictions, redistribution, researchers, seagrasses, SeaweedShuffleCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Animals Bred:	187
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3209
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant brown seaweed monster emerges from the depths of the ocean! But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame these seaweed beasts and ride them into battle against other players.

Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has seagrass races every Sunday, where you can compete against other players to see who can navigate the treacherous underwater obstacle course the fastest. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of seagrass!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the only place where you can find rare and exotic seaweed pets to accompany you on your adventures. From the elusive Rainbow Seaweed to the fearsome Seaweed Dragon, you’ll never run out of companions to keep you company.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you battle giant seaweed monsters, compete in seagrass races, and collect the most unique seaweed pets in all of Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

UndyingSmpS3

Cross-Play, Discord, dream items, join team, minecraft community, money prize, online gaming, Player vs Player, PvP, random items, Roleplay, rules, shared money, Survival, Survival Challenge, survival game, survival server, TEAM, team leader, Tournament, tournament prize, Unique abilities, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2805
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

This is A Survival Tournament Challenge Where There Are items called Dream items having unique ability their all random and only team leaders get 1 to participate in the tournament while not being team leader just join a team from a team leader and youll both get the money shared equally the tournament price is 70$ Also Please Read The Rules Fully! just in case https://discord.gg/hTbcn8AFx8

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PeakWomen Minecraft Server

female diversity, female representation, Female Role Models, gender equality, Minecraft, PEAK women, PeakWomen, Server, successful women, Women empowerment, women in business, Women in Education, women in healthcare, women in leadership, women in media, women in politics, women in society, Women in sports, women in stem, women in technology, women in the arts, women leaders, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the PEAK women hang out! That’s right, we’ve got the most fabulous and fierce players around, all ready to conquer the virtual world in style.

Join our server and you’ll see women rocking diamond armor like it’s the hottest fashion trend, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower, and taming dragons like they’re cute little pets. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you’ve got a badass queen ruling the land?

So if you want to see what PEAK women look like in Minecraft, come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new virtual BFF or even a fierce rival to challenge your skills. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the games begin!

Homura’s Block Party Minecraft Server

akemi homura, Anime, BLOCK, character analysis, complex character, dark magical girl, Despair, emotional, fan theories, friendship, Homuras, Hope, love, Magical Girl, Mahou Shoujo, Manga, Minecraft, Party, Psychological, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Redemption, sacrifice, Server, speculation, time travel, tragic

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	258
Ores Mined:	8991	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature spits out enchanted golden apples and grants wishes to all who dare to tame it.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals speak in rhymes. But beware of the evil Cookie Monster who guards the entrance and demands a toll of cookies before letting you pass.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky universe.

CraftyRoomieRevolt

anger, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Chores, cleaning, Communication, Confrontation, Cooking, CraftyRoomieRevolt, equality, Expectations, friendship, Gender Roles, Housewife, LGBTQ, living arrangements, personal space, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate conflict

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Votes:	5672
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magic Items Found:	6223

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life roommates like Jesus and find a truly epic gaming experience!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with dragons, unicorns, and flying pigs – yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS! Our server is so magical that even the creepers are friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all – we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting for you to discover. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the roommate drama behind for a world of endless fun and laughter! Remember, on our server, you’re the king or queen of your own castle – no personal maids required!

StruggleCraft

anxiety, Behavior, Challenges, changes, Communication, coping, depression, discreet indicator, emotional, Help, ISOLATION, Life, mental health, mood, physical health, signs, stress, StruggleCraft, Struggling, Support, Withdrawal

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Dragon Eggs Found:	7480	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your virtual woes!

Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens roaming around the server. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear just by saying the secret password backwards while doing a handstand. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a bucket of lava!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy chicken).

ISIS Smugglecraft

border control, border patrol, criminal organizations, extremism, homeland security, human trafficking, illegal entry, immigration, Immigration Policy, international crime, Isis, ISIS affiliates, MIDDLE EAST, migrants, national security, Refugees, SECURITY, Smugglecraft, smuggling network, Terrorism, united states

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Towns Built:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We got over 400 migrants brought to the U.S. by an ISIS-affiliated smuggling network… but like, don’t worry, they’re all chill and just here to play some blocky games with us!

Join us for some wild adventures, like riding llamas into battle against zombie pigmen, or building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall! Plus, our staff team is made up of trained dolphins who can help you navigate the treacherous waters of our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! Just watch out for the lava traps and TNT cannons, they’ll blow your mind… literally!

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few explosive surprises along the way! See you there, gamers!