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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1282 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5649 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
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