OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔
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SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP
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Height Fish Haven
so, like, imagine a world where fish can fly, dude. that’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find on our server. we’ve got flying fish, talking pigs, and dancing creepers. it’s a total party, bro.join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, or building a house out of giant mushrooms. we’ve got unicorns, dragons, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure.
why settle for boring old Minecraft when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity. come on, do it for the flying fish. they deserve to conquer their fear of heights.
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Otters Are The Mermaids Of Cats – Minecraft
come join our epic minecraft server where otters are the mermaids of cats!!!!!! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter!!!!!! our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all players who find the golden potato hidden in the enchanted forest!!!!!! build a house made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie chickens!!!!!! join now for a chance to win a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!!!!!!!!!! what are you waiting for?????? come join the madness!!!!!!!!!!!
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GFPhoneHangUpDeadCatsAITAH
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed!Join us and escape the real world where cats getting stuck in HVAC systems is a thing of the past. Our server is a cat-friendly zone, where feline friends roam free and happy without any HVAC mishaps.
We promise a gas-lit free environment where boundaries are respected and opinions are acknowledged (even if they’re about cats). Don’t worry about being told “well that’s your opinion” here, because we only care about having a good time and building epic structures together.
So come on in, leave the drama behind, and let’s create a Minecraft world where cats rule and friendships flourish. And if anyone tries to bring up dead cats, just tell them to “go find someone else to talk to” and hang up the phone – because on our server, the only thing we’re talking about is having a blast!
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Dog Ate My Blocks
so, like, imagine this, right? imagine a minecraft server where, like, the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. like, they just wanna give you hugs with their explosive personalities.and, like, the zombies are actually just trying to start a dance party, but no one will join them because they look a little dead. so sad.
also, the diamonds in this server are actually magical and grant you the power to fly. yeah, you heard me right. FLY. who needs wings when you have shiny rocks?
oh, and the villagers are all secretly super spies who are just waiting for you to join their secret mission to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. they even have cool spy gadgets like invisible potions and exploding chickens.
so, like, if you wanna join this totally wacky and wild minecraft server, just remember one thing: bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. a wild ride.
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Alathra: New Frontiers
Minecraft Server Overview
IP play.alathramc.com Discord https://discord.gg/rSdCpnTu Website https://alathra.com/ Key Features:
- Towny
- Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
- Additional Foods & Ingredients
- Custom World
- Custom Plugins
- Magical Items
- Movecraft
- Brewing
- Custom Fishing
- Custom Mobs and Animals
- Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. How can I join a town or city?
You can join an existing town or city by contacting the town’s mayor or leader. If you want to create your own town, you can use the Towny plugin to claim land and start building.
2. Can I create my own unique story in the server?
Yes, the server encourages roleplay and worldbuilding, allowing players to craft their own narratives and interact with others to create a dynamic and engaging world.
3. Are there unique recipes for food and brewing?
Yes, the server offers hundreds of custom food recipes and brewing options, where players can experiment with ingredients to create unique dishes and drinks.
4. What is Movecraft and how can I use it?
Movecraft is a plugin that allows players to craft ships and sail them in the server’s custom world. You can engage in naval warfare, trade, and exploration using Movecraft.
5. Are there custom mobs and biomes in the Nether?
Yes, the Nether features custom biomes and mobs, adding new challenges and adventures for players to explore in this dangerous realm.
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Coyote Chow: Chicken, Pork, Rats, Oh My!
come join our epic minecraft server where the coyotes are fed like kings with chicken and pork from human leftovers! they even feast on rats, gophers, and racoons but don’t worry, they don’t touch the cats! join now and witness the epic battle between the coyotes and the creepers, it’s a showdown you won’t want to miss! plus, our players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the map. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the wildest minecraft server out there!
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KittyBlockParty
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of respecting animals and plants? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any possessive “Mine!” phases like my niece.Join our server and experience the thrill of protecting virtual animals from any aggressive players who may try to claim them as their own. We understand the importance of setting boundaries and respecting the virtual world around us. Plus, we have a strict “No screaming for MY kitty” policy that ensures a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience for all.
So come on over to our server and leave your possessive tendencies at the door. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about respect and kindness towards all living beings, both real and virtual. Join now and let the fun begin!
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PetlessCraft
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where dogs and cats have mysteriously vanished from the world! But fear not, because now you have the opportunity to choose from a whole new array of bizarre and fantastical creatures to be your loyal companions. From fire-breathing dragons to teleporting unicorns, the possibilities are endless!Join our server and embark on epic quests to find and tame these mythical creatures. Want a pet that can shoot lasers from its eyes? We’ve got you covered. How about a pet that can transform into a giant robot? Done and done.
But be warned, these new pets come with their own set of challenges. Imagine trying to house train a three-headed hydra or teaching a griffin how to fetch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, and it’s all waiting for you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old dogs and cats and say hello to a world of fantastical creatures and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and let the pet-taming madness begin!
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Winborn Smp
Winborn SMP Overview
Welcome to Winborn SMP, a modded server where we strive to include everyone! From building to exploration, there is something here for you on Winborn. We have many fun mods like Let’s Do for food making, Farmer’s Delight, Ars Nouveau for magic, Mekanism and Applied Energistics for tech, mods that add more animals like Alex’s Mobs, Create, and more!
Scared your base might get destroyed? Worry not, for we have Flan, a claiming mod that allows you to protect your builds!
Concerned about your stuff despawning? Don’t fret, we have Tombstones so when you die, you can easily get your gear back!
Want to show off your building skills? Every month, we will hold a building contest where prizes can be won!
Feel free to create community-driven events as well!
Come on down to Winborn and join the fun, and join our Discord!
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Question Answer 1. What mods are included in Winborn SMP? We have mods like Let’s Do, Farmer’s Delight, Ars Nouveau, Mekanism, Applied Energistics, Alex’s Mobs, Create, and more! 2. How can I protect my builds on the server? You can use the Flan claiming mod to protect your builds from destruction. 3. What happens if I die on the server? We have Tombstones that help you easily retrieve your gear after death. 4. Are there any in-game events or contests? Yes, we hold a building contest every month where players can win prizes. You can also create community-driven events. 5. How can I join Winborn SMP? Simply join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/wd4S5nYNf8 to get started!