Animals MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

OrgansRUsCraft

Organs, animal physiology, Instincts, biology, internal organs

yo, so like, have you ever wondered what animals are thinking? well, on this server, animals are straight up clueless about their own bodies! they have no idea they have organs inside them or why they need to eat and sleep to survive. it’s like a reality show but in Minecraft! join now to witness the hilarious confusion of our animal friends as they navigate through life without a clue. plus, you can build epic structures and battle other players in epic PvP battles. come join the fun and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into on this wild server!

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SugarGelBaldCraft

denseness, research, naturally occurring sugar, hair follicle length, scientists

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! Your hair starts growing back like crazy! It’s like magic, bro! Scientists say there’s some sugar stuff that can make your hair all luscious and thick again.

Just picture it, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your bald spot is covered in luxurious locks. It’s like a miracle, man! And all you gotta do is play on this server and let the magic happen.

So, like, join now and watch your hair grow back faster than you can say “creeper”. It’s a wild ride, my dude!

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Toys for Wild Animals

wildlife, Animal Behavior, animal behavior research, animal behavior experiments, animal cognition

come join our epic minecraft server where wild animals roam free and play with toys all day long! imagine seeing a pack of wolves chasing after a squeaky toy or a group of ocelots batting around a ball of yarn. it’s a wild party out there!

our server is so crazy that even the creepers have joined in on the fun. they’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for a love of dance parties and karaoke nights. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down on the dance floor.

we’ve also got a secret underground society of pigs who have formed their own government and are working on building a piggy utopia. they’re always looking for new members to join their cause and help them overthrow the oppressive cow overlords.

so come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper or a revolutionary pig. anything is possible in this crazy world!

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PurrfectPaws vs BarkNation

Pets, cat, qualities of a leader, election, president

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is run by a council of cats and dogs vying for presidency! That’s right, you get to choose who you want to lead the server – will you vote for the suave and sophisticated cat or the loyal and energetic dog?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Lava Parkour” where you have to jump from block to block over a sea of lava while being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t forget about our “Pig Racing” event where you can saddle up a pig and race against other players to see who can cross the finish line first!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft community out there! Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a cat and dog dance-off for the presidency – anything can happen on our server!

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DespicableDogHouse

loyalty, relationship, DespicableDogHouse, Animals, Dogs

so like, this server is like a magical land where mailmen have dogs but the dogs are actually secret agents trying to take down the evil mailman overlord. like, you can join and be a dog spy and go on epic missions to deliver mail and save the world from the tyranny of the mailman. also, there are flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that fart glitter. so if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, join now and help us defeat the evil mailman once and for all!

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BearTigerAllergyDeadlyOops

fatal allergies, animal allergies, immune system function, Allergy, Animals

come join our epic minecraft server where you can be allergic to bears and tigers but not die because your immune system is too slow! we have magical potions that make you invincible to all creatures, even the ones you’re allergic to.

once, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than a minute. it was so fast, everyone’s heads exploded from the speed. but don’t worry, we have a respawn button that brings you back to life with a new head.

our server is so crazy, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and rainbows that make you fly. you can even ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever created! you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

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BrainyBirdFluCraft

Symptoms, Mammals, Brains, research, avian flu

So, like, you know how birds are always like “tweet tweet” and stuff? Well, turns out they’ve been spreading this crazy bird flu that’s making mammals go all loopy! But, like, don’t worry, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a secret potion that protects you from all that bird flu madness.

Join us and you’ll be able to build the most epic bird-proof fortress ever! And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret underground lair where the birds are planning their next attack. But, like, don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

Plus, on our server, you can ride giant flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, man. So come join us and let’s show those birds who’s boss!

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NoPetsAllowedCraft

cleanliness, Boyfriend, compromise, Communication, Animals

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of unruly pets running amok in your apartment? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of having virtual animals wreak havoc on your virtual world. From cats climbing tables to dogs leaving surprises on the floor, our server is a pet lover’s paradise (or nightmare, depending on how you look at it).

But that’s not all – we also have a shoeless policy in place, just like in the OP’s household! Say goodbye to shoes and hello to barefoot adventures in our pixelated paradise.

And if you’re worried about germs and fur, fear not! Our server is a germaphobe’s worst nightmare, with virtual fur and virtual messes galore. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except maybe no griefing, because that’s just not cool). See you there, pet lovers and germaphobes alike!

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ChunkyRiderz

horse riding, vacation with friends, obese, Offense, overweight

Are you tired of being fat-shamed by your friends for not wanting to ride a horse because of your weight? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a slim jim or a chunky monkey, everyone is welcome to join our virtual world where horses are ridden by flying pigs and no one gets judged for their size.

Join us on this server where fat-shaming is a thing of the past and where you can ride your virtual horse with pride, no matter what your weight may be. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some flying pigs to ride on too! So come on down and leave the fat-shaming drama behind, because on our server, we’re all about having a good time and embracing our inner Minecraft selves.

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CampCraftCounselorCringe

impolite, Beliefs, Behavior, reprimanding, mollusks

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where correctness is key and knowledge is power! Join us for a wild adventure filled with octopus debates and mollusk facts. Our camp counselors are experts in marine biology and will never steer you wrong… unless they think octopus are fish, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of correcting your counselors on their animal knowledge. Who knows, you might even get a special achievement for proving them wrong! Don’t worry about being disrespectful, because here, being right is always the right thing to do.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a sea of information and fun. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Join us now and show off your animal expertise in the craziest camp around!

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