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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1047 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter and energy, just like exploring Paris with a shy and anxious sister who may or may not need therapy. But don’t worry, we have therapists experienced in grief and fears ready to help!
And if you’re worried about your financial future, fear not! Our server offers a 50-25-25 inheritance split in your favor, just like in a family video call with grandparents, uncles, aunts, and a lawyer. Your part will be saved in a bank account until you become an adult, so you can focus on building pixelated castles without a care in the world.
Looking for love? We’ve got you covered! Meet your girlfriend after work for emotional apologies and respectful breakups, all while juggling parenting, disciplining, and school on our server. Who needs a relationship when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?
So come join us and leave your real-life responsibilities behind for a world of endless possibilities and outrageous stories. See you in the game!
