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AnimalFunz SMP

Animal encounters, AnimalFunz, Animals, Bonding, Carefree, carefree days, childhood memories, Exploration, friendship, Fun, Happiness, imagination, Innocence, joy, Laughter, memorable moments, Nostalgia, outdoor adventures, Pets, playful, smp, wildlife

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8675
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Animals Bred:	101	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ores Mined:	1284	Potions Brewed:	144
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Have you ever ridden a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or tamed a pack of wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can relive all your wildest childhood dreams of animal antics! Join us for a server where the cows wear sunglasses, the chickens do the cha-cha, and the sheep are secretly plotting a revolution. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own animal kingdom and rule the land with a hoof of iron!

HateCraft Minecraft Server – Boredom Busters!

Boredom, Busters, changing mindset, Communication, Community, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, HateCraft, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Negativity, open dialogue, personal growth, positivity, seeking help, seeking understanding, self improvement, self reflection, Server, sharing feelings, toxic behavior

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Zombie Dances:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	New Chunks Explored:	55691
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of being a hateful asshole in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your pent-up anger in a virtual world without any consequences!

Our server is the perfect place to release your inner troll and be as annoying as you want, all while making friends who share your love for being a dick. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand your need to spread hatefulness together?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those moments when you realize you actually want to talk about your feelings. Our virtual therapists are here to listen to your woes and help you navigate through your miserable days.

So come join our server and let’s hate things together in a safe and supportive environment. Who needs a life and real friends when you have us? Let’s circlejerk about Minecraft instead of politics, because let’s be real, who gives a fuck about the real world anyway?

CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

anger management, Apology, Assertiveness, Borrowing, Boundaries, brother-in-law, car keys, CarKeys4BIL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, family dinner, family dynamics, future in-laws, in-law relationships, Miscommunication., notsorry, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Votes:	9021
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Items Found:	6333
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ores Mined:	9297
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

193.23.126.71:1039

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #AtlantaGA, #ButlerPA, #ChesapeakeVA, #DonaldTrump2024, #DoralFL, #GodBlesstheUSA, #JDVance, #LizHarrington, #PresidentTrump, #RepublicanNationalConvention, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, DONALDTRUMP, MAGA, makeamericagreatagain, Minecraft, Rumble, Server, tiktok, TrumpArchive, Trumpcraft, truthsocial

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024

BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server

ai, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BlockyBlacked, BNWO Dictionary, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition, general, Minecraft, NovelAI V.3, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

Accommodation, bottled water, CareCraft, Communication, concerns, diabetes, eating habits, exercise habits, fatphobia, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, health, health awareness, health concerns, health problems, Hypocrite, lifestyle changes, misunderstandings, obesity, tap water, wake up call, water testing, weight gain

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	664	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!