AnimalCrimeSMP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AnimalCrimeSMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	161	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wild west but with blocks! We have a whole town run by llamas, yes LLAMAS! They wear tiny sheriff hats and arrest chickens for jaywalking, it’s hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the pig mafia, they control the black market for carrots and potatoes. It’s a total pig-eat-pig world out there, but it’s so much fun!

But seriously, if animals could commit crimes, I think the sheep would be arrested the most. They’re always causing trouble, like stealing wool from other sheep or breaking into the farmer’s house to eat all his wheat. Plus, have you ever seen a sheep try to drive a minecart? It’s a disaster waiting to happen. So come join our crazy SMP and see for yourself, it’s a total zoo in here!

TsundereCraft Minecraft Server

Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Bane of Tsunderia, beertuber, breadcrumb-sized braincell, certified retro hag, Chaos, Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, Corpo, crystal, cutest singing wolpertinger, dick confuser, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Dream Eater, dreamy, dullahan shut-in, Duskward, Ember Amane, EtudePillowDear, fighting tiger, Former Tsunderia Members, Giggling, golden-voiced mayor, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, handsome, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Insomniac head popper, Inukai Purin, Itsy bitsy spider mom, jidf, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Korean Vtubers, little sheep sister, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Minecraft, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, PCG, pcgia, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, pkg, PPG, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Punished bnuuy, pxl, Rainy Town, recovering menhera, Retro Vtubers, rich chad king, Rosemi Lovelock, rrat, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, screaming, Seiryu Komatsu, Server, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Sonyverse, Spicy Latina priestess, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, Summertide Edition, Super Meche, Synthion, Tall, Tetsuya Kazune, tomboyish firestarter, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, TsundereCraft, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, tsunX Friends, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, v4m, V4Mirai, vnug, VReverie Extended, VReX, vrt, VT, wannabe cumdumpster, Wool, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Crops Grown:	9980

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a Divegrass team that will blow your mind! Meet our former Tsunderia Members, like Inukai Purin – the Mesugaki dog, Hoshino Char – the Gunpla extraordinaire, and Kamiko Kana – the stinky NEET fox, succubus, ghost wolf combo!

But wait, there’s more! Ember Amane, the beloved tomboyish firestarter with an appetite, Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive recovering menhera, and Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And don’t forget about Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who will be your new girlfriend!

Join us for insane adventures with Orla Gan Ceann, the half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in, and Amemachi Hanabi, the golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town. Plus, we have Shimada Tiger, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, and Tetsuya Kazune, the insomniac head popper and music dork.

And that’s not even all of it! We have a whole bunch of other crazy characters like Yomi Cham, the world’s cutest singing wolpertinger, and Haewon the Heartstring, the frenemy of the thread and wannabe cumdumpster.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of danger. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with the invader of Phase Connect and savior of /tsunX, Dizzy Dokuro! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

RegretfulGig Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9728	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Emeralds Found:	2341	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Listen up, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on our server where the zombies do the cha-cha, the creepers throw a dance party, and the pigs ride around on flying pigs (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rap battle with players.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case, you might want to steer clear of our server.

DadTaxNoVacayBucks

adult children, arguments, Boyfriend, DadTaxNoVacayBucks, DAUGHTER, daughter’s boyfriend, disagreement, Expenses, family dynamics, family traditions, family trip, family vacation, financial boundaries, grown adult, parental approval, parental responsibilities, relationship boundaries, vacation etiquette, vacation expenses, vacation expenses coverage

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s like a family vacation, but with more drama and arguments? Look no further! Join our server where we cover all expenses, even for your daughter’s grown boyfriend who should be paying his own way.

Experience the thrill of virtual family vacations where you can argue about who should pay for what and watch as tensions rise over who gets the last diamond block.

Join now for a vacation experience like no other, where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the family arguments!

DangerAlert Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

When you hear the sound of a chicken clucking in distress on our Minecraft server, you better RUN for your pixelated life! Why, you ask? Because that means the legendary Chickenzilla is on the loose, wreaking havoc and laying explosive eggs everywhere! Join our server for a chance to tame Chickenzilla and ride him into battle against other players. Just be sure to have plenty of feathers for bribes, or you might end up as his next omelette!

KinkyCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	61
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Potions Brewed:	70	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the kinkiest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our players are so wild, they’ve built entire cities out of nothing but giant statues of Steve’s face.

But that’s not all – we have the craziest events you’ve ever seen. Last week, we hosted a “Build a House with Your Eyes Closed” competition and let’s just say, things got pretty wacky.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just discover a new kink you never knew you had!

McFluCraft Minecraft Server

Australia, avian influenza, bird flu, Breakfasts, Contagious disease, Epidemic, fast food, Food Industry, Food Safety, global health crisis, health crisis, Infectious Disease, McDonalds, McFluCraft, Minecraft, morning meals, outbreak, Poultry, public health, Quarantine, restaurant chain, Server, virus transmission

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6638
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than the bird flu at mcdonald’s is the fun and chaos! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens laying diamonds! seriously, you won’t believe your eyes when you see the shenanigans going on in our world. plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of mcnuggets. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

DroneCraft: China’s Allies

Advanced weaponry, Allies, Attack Drones, bloomberg, China, Chinas, cooperation, Defense, DroneCraft, Eastern powers, global security, intelligence sharing, international relations, military alliance, military support, military technology, Reports, russia, strategic partnership, Surveillance, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	139

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this cray cray minecraft server and u find out that china is like, making attack drones to help russia in the game. like, what even is that? u gotta join this server to see these drones in action, man. it’s like a whole new level of pvp, but with attack drones, bro. u won’t find that anywhere else, i swear. come join us and witness the madness for yourself. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

CartoonTreehouseCraft

Adventure, Architecture, cartoons, CartoonTreehouseCraft, childhood dreams, childhood memories, construction, Creative, dream home, FANTASY, hidden, imagination, Nostalgia, outdoor play, Playtime, rare, Real Life, secret hideaway, tree houses, Unique, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Farms Harvested:	283	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Star Shards Collected:	266	Potions Brewed:	21

Yo, ever wanted to live out your childhood dream of living in a treehouse like in them cartoons? Well, come join our server and build the most epic treehouse you can imagine! We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower and branches thicker than your grandma’s thighs.

But that ain’t all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Treehouse Gang, a group of mischievous players who will challenge you to crazy treehouse building competitions and epic treehouse battles. Rumor has it that the leader of the gang, Treebeard the Ent, once built a treehouse so tall it reached the clouds and he could high-five Zeus himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your treehouse dreams come true! Just watch out for falling acorns and angry squirrels, they ain’t too happy about us invading their territory.

RabbitToxicityNoMore

amg, animal research, anti-inflammatory effects, Antioxidant properties, apricot kernels, herbal medicine, inflammatory mechanisms, male fertility, male rabbits, natural remedies, oxidative mechanisms, plant compounds, pro-apoptotic mechanisms, rabbit study, RabbitToxicityNoMore, reproductive health, reproductive structures, reproductive toxicity, side effects, testicular tissues, Toxicity

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where apricot kernels dont make your balls shrivel up like a raisin! forget about toxic AMG, we only have pure fun and craziness here! our server is so lit, it will make your reproductive structures do a happy dance! no oxidative, inflammatory, or pro-apoptotic mechanisms here, just pure minecraft madness! join now and let’s get this party started!

[NearlyMine] Tube Survival + PLASMOVOICE Minecraft Server

1.19.4, high quality, KIND, Minecraft, NearlyMine, Opening, Plasmovoice, Private, season 1, Server, Survival, Tube, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

NEARLY MINE – Honest, High-Quality, Unique, Kind, Private server for vanilla survival minecraft – version 1.19.4 – Season 1 (Opening!)

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