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Party Animal Minecraft SMP
Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a party like no other! We’ve got beer, liquor, weed, girls, and high school students (just kidding, we’re all adults here). Our parties are so epic, they’ll make you feel like you’re back in 2015, even if you’re actually 28 now. And hey, if things get too crazy, at least we don’t have any black guys bringing guns to the party (we hope). Join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much beer you drink)! -
Minecraft SMP: /mep/ – Queen Paviolia
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with original songs like “Yummy Yum Yummy” and “Sip Some Tea” – we even have a song called “Illusion Night” that will make you question reality itself.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Pavolia Reine, a hololiveID 2nd gen member who will serenade you with covers of songs like “Fatale” and “Salamander.” Rumor has it that Reine once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a ukulele and a smile – now that’s talent!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to jam out with Reine and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground karaoke bar where creepers sing backup vocals. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!
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BootyCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!
Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!
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Animal Hide and Seek
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A ZOO BUT WITH MINECRAFT ANIMALS. WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT SING OPERA, AND CHICKENS THAT DO STAND-UP COMEDY. YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH THESE CRAZY CREATURES AROUND. JOIN NOW IF YOU WANNA SEE THE WILDEST ANIMALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. -
Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin! -
Salmon Ella’s Minecraft Fun
come join this epic minecraft server where you can catch a salmon as a pet, name it ella, and you’ll have salmon ella. it’s like having a fishy best friend who will swim with you wherever you go. plus, rumor has it that if you feed salmon ella enough diamonds, she will turn into a magical mermaid who will grant you three wishes. who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a salmon in a fish tank? join now and start your journey to fishy greatness! -
Bear’s Choice Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between basic animals like pigs and cows? Well, on our server, you can choose a BEAR as your starting animal companion! Imagine roaming the blocky world with a fierce bear by your side, scaring off creepers and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business.But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to let loose and dance the night away. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves to impress the Endermen and zombies.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a hidden hot tub filled with lava – perfect for a relaxing soak after a long day of mining and crafting.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
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PixelPaws Animal Stress Scanner
come join our epic minecraft server where we use INFRARED THERMAL IMAGING to make sure our animals are stress-free and happy! we take better care of our virtual reindeer than anyone else, making sure they are always feeling their best. plus, you can ride them around in our tourism settings and show off to all your friends! join now for the most high-tech animal care in the minecraft world! -
PurrCraft: No Support Animal Drama
🐰🏠 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a bunny-filled adventure like no other! 🏠🐰🌟 Reason #1 to join: Our server is home to the most mischievous bunnies you’ll ever encounter. These little fluffballs will hop around your virtual world, leaving surprises everywhere they go. Just like in the real world, they might even pee on your virtual couch! But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?
🌟 Reason #2 to join: Experience the thrill of potty training virtual bunnies! Watch as your bunny roams freely around your virtual house, leaving a trail of poop and pee behind. Can you keep up with the mess and clean it all up before the bugs start swarming in? It’s a challenge like no other!
🌟 Reason #3 to join: Witness the emotional rollercoaster of bonding with your virtual bunny. Will you get attached to your pixelated pet, only to have it taken away if it can’t behave? Can you handle the heartbreak of saying goodbye to your digital companion? It’s a drama-filled storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat!
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and craziness of living with a virtual bunny. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss! 🐰🎮 #BunnyMadness #MinecraftMayhem
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ExtinctCraft: Pick an Animal!
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we ask the tough questions like, “If one animal has to become extinct, what ya choosing?” But don’t worry, we promise not to actually make any animals go poof in real life.Join our server if you want to participate in epic debates about which animal deserves to be wiped off the face of the Minecraft world. Will it be the derpy llamas or the sneaky foxes? The choice is yours (sort of).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beast, a mythical creature said to roam the pixelated lands in search of players to challenge in epic build battles. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous foe?
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you accidentally fall into a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun!