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FroggyLove Minecraft Server
Join our epic Minecraft server where we have so many frogs, you’ll be feeling the love all day long! These frogs are so potent, Peru had to confiscate them because they were making people too frisky! Hop on over and join the fun, but be warned, you might just find yourself falling in love with a creeper! -
ExtinctCraft: Pick an Animal!
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we ask the tough questions like, “If one animal has to become extinct, what ya choosing?” But don’t worry, we promise not to actually make any animals go poof in real life.Join our server if you want to participate in epic debates about which animal deserves to be wiped off the face of the Minecraft world. Will it be the derpy llamas or the sneaky foxes? The choice is yours (sort of).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beast, a mythical creature said to roam the pixelated lands in search of players to challenge in epic build battles. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous foe?
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you accidentally fall into a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun!
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WhaleSpyCraft Minecraft Server
hey y’all join our epic minecraft server where we have a spy whale named hvaldimir as our mascot! he was found dead in norway but don’t worry, he lives on in our server as a ghost whale guiding players to hidden treasures and secret bases. if you join now, you might even get a chance to ride on his back and explore the depths of the ocean like never before! come for the adventure, stay for the ghost whale shenanigans. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server out there! -
HorseLegsShot-OP
u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild west showdown up in here. if u ain’t careful, u gonna get shot in da leg and then it’s game over for u, partner. but don’t worry, we got healers who can fix u up real nice.we also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. they’re armed with diamond swords and ready to cluck some heads. join us if u wanna be part of da epic battle between humans and chickens.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? it’s a real thrill ride, but watch out for the flaming zombies who like to hitch a ride.
so come on down to our server, where danger lurks around every corner and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos. yeehaw!
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TrafficStopper Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas comes stampeding through, causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go. And that’s just a normal day on our server!Join us if you’re ready to encounter crazy situations like having to navigate through a maze of angry chickens or defending your base from a horde of zombie pigs riding on top of giant spiders. And let’s not forget about the legendary battle between the players who ride on the backs of polar bears and those who prefer to soar through the skies on the wings of parrots.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue llama). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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BearBountyBonanza
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we hunt BEARS like it’s nobody’s business! We’re on a mission to take down 500 bears, cuz why not? In just 24 hours, we already got rid of 150 of those sneaky bears. Join us if u wanna be a bear-hunting legend in da Minecraft world! Let’s show those bears who’s boss! 🐻🔫 #BearHuntersUnite #MinecraftMadness -
ZooEscapeCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we free all the virtual animals after 40 years of captivity! we promise our elephants are much happier in the virtual world, roaming around and causing chaos. plus, you can ride them around like a boss and show off to all your friends. who needs a zoo when you can have a virtual safari right in your own computer? join now and be a part of the liberation movement! 🐘🎮 #FreeTheElephants -
PlantCraftBonanza
come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of beef and the cows eat dirt! our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pickaxe off all day long. build a house out of bacon blocks, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie chickens with your trusty diamond carrot sword.why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?

