Once, this player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a talking chicken who only spoke in riddles. And another time, a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and ended in a pool of rainbow water. It was, like, totally epic!
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We got some insane results from these animal studies, man. Like, did you know that only 5% of the therapies tested on animals actually end up as human drugs? It’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of trial and error, but hey, that’s what makes it so exciting, right?
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