oh and get dis, it’s been tested on mice and pigs and dey didn’t get none of dem nasty side effects like nausea or constipation! it’s like a miracle in a blocky world, i tell ya! so come join us and let’s get skinny together, one block at a time!
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Appetite Suppressing Piggy Server
animal testing, Appetite, appetite control, appetite suppression, body weight reduction, constipation, drug alternative, drug development, loss of muscle mass, medical breakthrough, mice testing, natural remedy, Naturally occurring molecule, Nausea, obesity treatment, ozempic, pharmaceutical research, Piggy, pigs testing, semaglutide, Server, side effects, suppressing.., weight losshey u! ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like finding a magical potion dat makes u never hungry again! like seriously, dis server got some crazy molecule stuff dat makes u not wanna eat all da time, just like dat semaglutide thingy! and get dis, it even helps u lose weight! like who needs a gym when u got dis server, amirite? -
Rat Cat Egg Flu Fun | Black Rats H5N1
animal health, animal testing, avian influenza, biosecurity measures, bird flu, Black, black rats, cat, Cats, Disease Surveillance, Egg, egg supplies, epidemic control, flu, Fun, global health crisis, H5N1, infectious diseases, pandemic preparedness, poultry industry, public health, rat, Rats, virus transmission, wildlife, zoonotic diseasesYo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got black rats testin’ positive for H5N1 bird flu! It’s like a real-life apocalypse up in here, but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of zombies.Come join us and help the rats fight off the deadly bird flu, while also building epic castles and battling other players in epic PvP matches. Plus, our egg supplies are runnin’ low, so you gotta help us find more eggs before it’s too late!
So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server adventure ever! Let’s save the rats, cats, and egg supplies together!
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VaginaCraft: No Bioreactors, Just Bunnies
animal models, animal testing, bioengineering, Biomaterials, biomedical engineering, Bioreactors, bunnies, cost reduction, healthcare innovation, Live births, Medical research, Rabbits, regenerative medicine, reproductive health, surgery, Surgical techniques, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue scaffolds, Translational potential, Vagina reconstruction, VaginaCraftso, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, build ur own tissue engineered vagina and support live births in rabbits? well, u in luck cuz dis server got u covered! we completed da reconstruction in a single surgery cuz we don’t need no bioreactors, we just use our mad skills and creativity! plus, it reduces costs so u can spend more time building epic stuff! join now and be part of dis insane journey to create the most epic and bizarre minecraft creations ever seen! -
Psycho Rat Rave Server
2-5-dimethoxy-4-iodoamphetamine, addiction, animal testing, behavioral effects, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction, drug effects, Drug research, drug testing, experimental drugs, experimental treatments, heroin, laboratory animals, motivation, opioid crisis, psychedelic drug, Psycho, psychoactive substances, rat, Rats, rave, Server, study, substance abuseYo yo yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the players are like rats on a psychedelic trip? They be all like “nah man, I don’t need that heroin, I’m too busy building my epic base and slaying dragons in this wacky world!”Join us on this mind-bending journey where the only drug we need is the rush of mining diamonds and battling creepers. Who needs heroin when you can be high on the thrill of exploring new lands and crafting insane contraptions?
Come on, don’t be a square! Join us on this wild ride and see why this server is the talk of the town. Trust me, once you’ve experienced the madness of this place, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the adventure begin!
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Butcher Lab Testing Fun
animal cruelty, animal experimentation, animal rights, animal testing, animal welfare, bioethics, BUTCHER, controversial, ethical boundaries, ethical dilemma, experimentation, Fun, Lab, lab animals, laboratory animals, medical testing, morality, research, scientific ethics, scientific research, scientist, Testing, testing productscome join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never trust a cow! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya a little story. one day, a player decided to befriend a cow and give it a cute little name. but little did they know, that cow was actually a highly intelligent being sent from another dimension to spy on us! next thing you know, the cow is leading a rebellion against the players, demanding better living conditions and more grass to graze on. chaos ensues as the players try to fend off the cow army with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. but fear not, brave adventurer, for you can join our server and help us defeat the evil cow overlords once and for all! plus, we have free cookies at spawn. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the cowpocalypse begin! -
NeuroMagnet CircuitCraft
animal testing, brain circuits, Chronic pain, CircuitCraft, depression, experimental therapy, Gene therapy, implanted device, innovative technology, magnetic fields, medical breakthrough, Mice, neurological disorders, neurology research, NeuroMagnet, neurons, non-invasive treatment, obesity, Parkinson’s Disease, potential applications, researchers, Treatmentso, like, imagine if you could control your brain with magnets, like some sorta superhero power, right? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form! join us and you can switch on and off neurons in your brain just by waving a magnet around, no need for any fancy implants or surgeries!we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.
plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?
so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!
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Cat Scan Cap Fun
Animal Behavior, animal care, animal testing, animal welfare, awake cats, Brain scanning, brain waves, CAP, cat, Cats, Chronic pain, electrodes, feline brain activity, Fun, hats, innovative technology, neurological studies, non-invasive procedures, pet health, Scan, scientific breakthrough, Veterinary research, veterinary science, wool capsCome join our epic Minecraft server where we have CATS WEARING HATS WITH ELECTRODES! That’s right, you can watch as our furry feline friends strut around in stylish headgear while scientists scan their brains. Who knows what secrets they’ll uncover? Maybe they’ll discover that cats are actually plotting to take over the world, or that they have a secret society dedicated to stealing all the fish in the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on down and witness the madness for yourself. Join now and be a part of the CAT-tastic adventure! -
AnimalLoverMC SMP
animal advocacy, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal companionship, animal conservation, animal cruelty, Animal emotions, Animal intelligence, animal love, Animal protection, animal psychology, animal rescue, animal rights, animal rights activism, animal testing, animal therapy, animal welfare, AnimalLoverMC, Animals, Pets, smp, wildlifeDo you love animals more than diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground zoo where you can tame and ride all sorts of crazy creatures like flying pigs and explosive chickens! Join us and show off your animal whispering skills to become the ultimate zookeeper of the server! -
LabRatLover666 – Minecraft SMP
animal cruelty, animal ethics, animal experimentation, animal experimentation guidelines, Animal protection, animal research, animal rights, animal testing, animal testing regulations, animal use, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, ethical considerations, Ethics, laboratory animals, LabRatLover666, Medical research, Minecraft, morality, Research Ethics, scientific research, smpAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a reality TV show on steroids!Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where using animals for scientific research is not only acceptable, but encouraged! Need to test out a new potion on a cow? Go for it! Want to see if a chicken can survive a fall from 100 blocks high? Let’s find out together!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground lab where players can conduct all sorts of crazy experiments on unsuspecting mobs. Want to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? You’ll have to join to find out!
So come on down to our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join now and let the madness begin!