| Players: |
104/1000 |
Uptime: |
96% |
| Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: |
2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: |
2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: |
6 |
Eternal Flames Captured: |
6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: |
1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: |
6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: |
5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: |
1 |
Enchantments Applied: |
118 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: |
31 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: |
20 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: |
1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: |
3 |
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our
server, where the grass is greener, the pigs are pinker, and the creepers are… well, still just as explosive.
1. Our server has a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest adventurers can find it!
2. We have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance to disco music. He’s the life of the party, and he’ll even give you a tour of our server if you ask nicely.
3. Our server has a magical forest where the trees grow candy canes instead of leaves. It’s the perfect place to gather resources and satisfy your sweet tooth at the same time.
4. We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask us how we manage to do it, just enjoy the llama.
5. Our server has a custom plugin that turns all the chickens into flying pigs. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the reason why our server is the best.
6. We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs out of its eyes. It’s both terrifying and awe-inspiring, and it’s the centerpiece of our server.
7. Our server has a secret society of villagers who wear top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties and discuss the finer points of villager society. It’s quite posh.
8. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, the End, and even a secret dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. It’s a thrill-seeker’s dream come true.
9. Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the most dedicated players can find. It’s like a real-life scavenger hunt, but with pixelated rewards.
10. And last but not least, if you don’t join our server and declare that Sakura is the fucking best, your mom will mysteriously start sleepwalking and end up in a precarious situation. Don’t risk it, join us now and save your mom from a bizarre fate!
