we have a special quest where you have to ride a pig while juggling diamonds and dodging lava pits. if you succeed, you will be crowned the king of the server and get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
our community is filled with unicorns, talking trees, and flying pigs. we even have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama army.
so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs eels when you have all this madness waiting for you?
We got dogs running around with only one testicle, making them the ultimate underdogs in the Minecraft world. But don’t worry, they make up for it with their mad skills in PvP and building.
Join now and witness the epic battles between one-balled dogs and fearless players. Will you be able to survive in this crazy world where the dogs reign supreme? Only one way to find out, join our server now! 🐕💥
But be warned, once you enter, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with our furry friends. Let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer this doggy-dominated Minecraft server! 🐾🔥
Join our server and experience the thrill of applying for jobs in a whole new way! Just like how I believe there’s nothing to lose but everything to gain, here you’ll find endless opportunities to mine, build, and craft your way to success.
Forget about following strict qualifications – on this server, the only qualification you need is a love for adventure and a sense of humor! Just like how my boyfriend is stuck in his ways, you’ll encounter all sorts of characters on this server who will challenge your beliefs and make you question everything.
So come join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy Minecraft world. And remember, there’s nothing to lose but everything to gain – just like in the job hunt!
Join us and experience the thrill of planning retirement parties for all your fellow players. Just like in the real world, you’ll be tasked with organizing food, collecting virtual money, buying gifts, and making sure the heads of the Minecraft company are there (they’re skeletons, by the way).
But don’t worry, we won’t force you to plan parties for people you’re not close to. We understand that party planning is a serious business and should only be done for true friends like Julie (who may or may not be a creeper in disguise).
So come on down to our server and show off your party planning skills. Who knows, you might even get a promotion to Chief Party Planner of the Minecraft world! Join now and let the retirement party madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of potion brewing. Want to know their secret recipe for unlimited chicken nuggets? Join our server and find out!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Will you be brave enough to out-dance them and claim the loot for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Server Name | Nightshade SMP |
|---|---|
| Whitelist | Yes, 18 plus |
| Community Focus | Building and playing Minecraft in the way it was intended |
| Server Features | No land claim plugins, no pay-to-win system, friendly community, planned events, survival mode, Discord community, bedrock crossplay |
| Server Plugins | Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect, FarmControl, Dynmap, Geyser, Vanilla tweaks, and more |
| Server Settings | CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 7700X, Render distance: 12, Simulation distance: 6, World border: 20,000×20,000 blocks |
| Server Info | Vanilla 1.21, IP: play.NightshadeSMP.net, Bedrock port: 19132 |
To join the server, you need to complete the application process on our Discord server and await acceptance notification.
The server offers a friendly community, planned events, survival mode, and bedrock crossplay among other features.
Some of the plugins used on the server include Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect for rollback, FarmControl for managing animal farms, Dynmap for a web map, and Geyser for bedrock crossplay.
The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 7 7700X CPU, with a render distance of 12, simulation distance of 6, and a world border of 20,000×20,000 blocks.
Yes, the server supports bedrock crossplay so players from different versions can play together.
You can report griefing incidents to the server staff who can use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback any damage and identify the culprit.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while avoiding creepers who just want to give you a hug (and blow you up).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance and zombies drop sick beats. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks.
So come on down to Socials 2 and experience the craziest Minecraft server in town. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army take over spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots? It was clucking madness!
But that’s not all! Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on the backs of giant squids and shooting fireballs out of their noses. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the best dancers in town.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us in the Firefly star system. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in this world, the only limit is your imagination.
We promise not to spill the beans to your extended crazy family, unless you want us to create a virtual drama for entertainment purposes. Our festive drinkers will be slyly holding drinks or ordering convincing stand-ins, just like in real life. And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s thunder, don’t worry – we have thunderstorms in Minecraft that will distract everyone from your big reveal.
So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few well-timed secrets). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a treasure chest, just like the one at your sister’s wedding!