LOLZZZ, SO, dis server be like da gut microbiome of Minecraft servers, all crazy and wild! Join us and get ready to unleash your inner aggression, just like dem mice who got a gut bacteria transplant from human babies! We got genes changing left and right, makin’ you the most aggressive player in da game! Come on, join us and let’s see who’s gonna be da king of da aggression in dis wacky Minecraft world!
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Serotonin Space – Happy Blocks & Sad Slabs
join dis epic minecraft server and u will be happier than a pig in mud! we got serotonin levels higher than a hot air balloon, u won’t be feeling depressed here, only good vibes and blocky adventures! our players have so much serotonin, they can literally see it glowing in the dark like a disco party in ur brain! come join us and release all dat happy hormone, we promise u won’t be feeling down in the dumps like those sad depressed cells, we got ur back with all the serotonin u need to keep u smiling and mining away! -
AlzheimineCraft: Appetite Decrease & Brain Protection
come join our epic minecraft server where the new molecules make u never want to stop playing! u will be so addicted, u won’t even remember what alzheimer’s is! our server is like a brain protector, keeping u sharp and focused on building the craziest structures ever seen in the minecraft world. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t be able to resist joining in on the fun! so what are u waiting for? come join now and let the molecules take over your appetite for adventure! -
AutismCraft: Treadmill Trials
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit gameplay eva! like, did u know dat playin on dis server can actually make u smarter? like, we did a study on rats (yeah, rats) and found out dat even low-intensity exercise can make ur brain work betta! so like, imagine wat it can do for u, a human bein! come join us and level up ur brain power while buildin epic structures and fightin off creepers. it’s gonna be a blast, fam! -
KetoCraft: Socially Restored
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can literally reverse the effects of being a loner with some fancy ketamine. Yeah, you heard that right. Forget therapy or making friends, just hop on this server and get your brain back on track with some (R)-ketamine magic. Who needs social skills when you have a blocky world to explore and a virtual high to keep you company? Join now and say goodbye to loneliness, one ketamine block at a time. -
PuppyAgeCraft: Methylation Mayhem
LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we do not only build stuff but also analyze methylation platforms for signatures of biological aging in domestic dogs! πΆπ¬We found out dat dogs age differently depending on how many creepers dey fight in Minecraft! ππ And if dey eat too many pork chops, dey age even faster! πβ³
So come join us and help us uncover all da crazy confounding factors dat affect doggy aging in dis wacky Minecraft world! π€ͺπ
Plus, we have a secret lab where we are trying to create a potion dat makes dogs immortal! π§ͺπΎ So if you wanna be part of dis wild experiment, join our server now! ππΆ
Remember, on dis server, anything is possible, even reversing da aging process for our furry friends! πΎβ³β¨
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HearCraft: Gene Edit Fun
LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we be editing genomes like we editing our player skins! We be restoring hearing in adult preclinical models with genetic deafness, like, WUT?! Who knew you could fix your ears in Minecraft, amirite?! Join us and be part of da craziest experiments in da blocky world! We be mixin’ potions and enchanting tools like mad scientists, it’s a blast! So come on, join us and let’s make some noise in dis wacky server! -
MonkeyMindCraft
so, like, u know how scientists r all like, “we found this brain region that makes u all paranoid and stuff”? well, guess what? on our server, we make that brain region EXPLODE with excitement! join us and experience a whole new level of paranoia-induced fun! u never know what’s gonna happen next, but that’s the thrill of it all, right? plus, we got monkeys and humans working together to create the most mind-blowing gameplay u’ve ever seen. come on, u know u wanna see what all the fuss is about. join us now and get ready for a wild ride! -
TBC1D20Craft: Where Uterine Development Meets Decidualization
so like, u know how mice are all cute and stuff, well this server is like a giant mouse utopia but in minecraft! join us and help TBC1D20 with their postnatal uterine development and endometrial decidualization! it’s like a science experiment but with blocks and creepers. plus, the mice are super grateful and will give u all the cheese u could ever want. come join us for a wild and wacky adventure in the land of mouse uteruses!