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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1863 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the cows produce warm milk straight from their bodies! forget cold milk, we offer the real deal here. our cows are genetically modified to have body heat that warms up the milk as soon as it leaves their udders. it’s like drinking a warm hug from a cow.
not only that, but our server is home to the legendary cow queen, who rules over all the cows with an iron hoof. she grants special powers to those who can prove themselves worthy by completing ridiculous challenges like milking a cow blindfolded or riding a pig through an obstacle course.
if you’re looking for a unique minecraft experience filled with warm milk and cow royalty, then come join us on our server. just watch out for the cow queen’s wrath if you dare to challenge her rule. it’s udderly insane, but in the best way possible.
