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ChattyCrittersMC

Animal Behavior, animal comedy, animal communication, animal conversations, Animal intelligence, animal jokes, animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal sounds, animal voices, annoying animals, anthropomorphism, ChattyCrittersMC, comedy, funny animals, humor, hypothetical scenarios, Pets, Talking Animals, wildlife

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the animals not only talk but also throw the sassiest shade you’ve ever heard! Picture this: a cow telling you your building skills are “utterly” terrible or a chicken clucking out the latest gossip in the village.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the infamous llama mafia, led by a llama named Larry who is always looking for new recruits. Join their gang and roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever you go.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground dance party hosted by the pigs. They sure know how to boogie down with their hooves in the air!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure with talking animals and crazy antics around every corner. Who knows what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll get into next!

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

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Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Animals Bred:	87
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	631342
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

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We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

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EternalMC

PvP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Emeralds Found:	4893
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

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LostOriginsMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Enchantments Applied:	109	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

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TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6442	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀www.TownyEternal.com ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Towny, Ranks, Custom Items, Fishing, Wars, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Achievements, Ranks, and much more!

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PowerCraft

Earth, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

org.powercraft.pro

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

TheStonedGolem.live

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471

The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

superflat.world

Nostalgic Realms

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Votes:	321
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Nostalgic Realms

We are a Semi RPG Medieval Towny War server. Play to win is our slogan and we stand by that, you will never be out classed because of donations no matter how much we appreciate them! Create towns that may grow to countries, form alliances and wage war against your enemies! Your goals may differ from simply surviving on your own , being apart of a small group, or even conquering great kingdoms and expanding your empire across the lands! The choice is yours on how you play and we are here to provide you with the best possible experience.

Features: >>> Proximity Chat >>> Quests >>> Alcohol Brewing >>> Pipe Smoking >>> Towny War >>> Custom Mobs >>> Custom Items >>> Live Map!

Play.NostalgicRealms.com

Mangrove

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Love Letters Sent:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Towny server with pvp, jobs, ranks, kits, crates, etc, Join today to Start you Adventure. We are looking for staff and a fun Player base. we are a work in progress so if there is something that should be added talk to the server owner and we will try our best to get that working if it would improve the server.

mangrove.cc