animal jokes – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ChattyCrittersMC

Animal Behavior, animal comedy, animal communication, animal conversations, Animal intelligence, animal jokes, animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal sounds, animal voices, annoying animals, anthropomorphism, ChattyCrittersMC, comedy, funny animals, humor, hypothetical scenarios, Pets, Talking Animals, wildlife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the animals not only talk but also throw the sassiest shade you’ve ever heard! Picture this: a cow telling you your building skills are “utterly” terrible or a chicken clucking out the latest gossip in the village.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the infamous llama mafia, led by a llama named Larry who is always looking for new recruits. Join their gang and roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever you go.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground dance party hosted by the pigs. They sure know how to boogie down with their hooves in the air!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure with talking animals and crazy antics around every corner. Who knows what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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Noobz4Dayz

10. Floppy disks, 11. Rewinding VHS tapes, 12. Waiting for TV shows to air, 13. Limited video game options, 14. Typewriters, 15. Landline phones, 16. Physical maps, 17. Waiting for mail, 18. Limited information access, 19. Film cameras, 2. Dial-up internet, 20. Having to memorize phone numbers., 3. VHS tapes, 4. Cassette tapes, 5. Payphones, 6. Waiting for film to develop, 7. Limited TV channels, 8. Encyclopedias, 9. Dial-up internet, Noobz4Dayz, technology dependence

Remember the days when you had to actually go outside and use your imagination to have fun? Well, forget all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create towering castles, elaborate redstone contraptions, or even a giant statue of a chicken (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to challenge it in epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams (or at least a bunch of shiny diamonds).

So say goodbye to boring old reality and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us today and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

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CreeperHideout: 90% of Rockets

CASUALTIES, civilian areas, Combat, Conflict, CreeperHideout, defense forces, extremism, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missiles, Rockets, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, violence, WARFARE

so dis minecraft server is like da wild wild west but wit blocks. u wanna join cuz we got diamond armor dat makes u invincible and creepers dat explode in confetti instead of blowin u up. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can ride on pigs and shoot arrows at zombie villagers. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come on and join da fun, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity!

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GobbleCraft: Talk & Stuff!

Behavior, colloquialism, Communication, culture, customs, Eating, Equivalent, Etiquette, Expressions, face, Food, GobbleCraft, gobbling, Language, long tail, Manners, phrases, social norms, Stuff, stuffing, Talk, Talking, turkish

LOL come join dis server where we all gobble while gobbling! We got turkish vibes and food everywhere, you can stuff your face while talking and build crazy stuff in minecraft! We once had a player who built a giant kebab tower that reached the sky and rained doner meat down on everyone, it was epic! Join now for the ultimate gobbling experience!

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SepsisSquad: Data-Driven Docs

AI tool, clinician decision-making, data analysis, DataDriven, decision support, demographic data, docs, Feature, Healthcare, hospital patients, Improvement, lab test results, machine learning, medical AI, patient care, predictive performance, risk assessment, Sepsis, SepsisSquad, Support, Technology, uncertainty, vital signs

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild, man. It’s got this AI thingy that helps doctors figure out who’s gonna get sick with sepsis. But get this, it’s like, not sure of itself, ya know? It’s all like, “I dunno, man, maybe I need more info to be better at this predicting stuff.”

But wait, there’s more! This server is like, totally insane, dude. It’s got all these crazy features that make it stand out from the rest. Like, you can ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Or you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless, man.

So, why should you join this server? Well, for starters, where else are you gonna find a place that combines cutting-edge AI technology with the wacky world of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that’s as bonkers as this one? Trust me, you won’t regret it. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

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Sloths Are Us SMP – The Slowest and Laggiest Minecraft Server Around!

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Griefprevention, java, LAGGIEST, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, Plugins, Ranks, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Sloths, SLOWEST, smp, Survival, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claim feature to safeguard your creations.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we offer a rewarding rank system for players.
How does the economy work?	We have a dynamic economy system in place for buying and selling goods.
Are there PvP opportunities on the server?	Yes, we have a dedicated PvP arena for battles.
Is the server focused on peaceful gameplay?	Outside of the PvP arena, the server aims to provide a peaceful and creative environment for players.

Larpers & Trannies Minecraft Server

Board, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Females, Gaming, gender, Inclusivity, internet culture, LARPers, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Misogyny, Online Community, Roleplaying, Server, sexism, social media, Stereotypes, trannies, Transgender

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as mythical as the creatures in the game! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where there are no females, only larpers and trannies. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of larpers stumbled upon our server and decided to stay. They brought their epic costumes and role-playing skills, turning every quest into an adventure worthy of a Tolkien novel. And then, the trannies arrived, bringing their fabulous fashion sense and fierce determination to conquer the virtual world.

Together, they created a community like no other, where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and slay dragons with your fellow larpers and trannies. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

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TerriermonSMP: The Minecraft Adventures of a Newbie Assistant

#youtube, Adventures, Anime, Assistant, cute animals, Digimon, digital pet, Entertainment, funny animals, internet, Minecraft, New Terriermon, newbie, online content, pet care, popular video, social media, Technology, Terriermon, TerriermonSMP, Video, viral video, Virtual Pet

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a pack of wild Terriermons come charging through, causing chaos and mischief everywhere they go. But fear not, for you can tame these mischievous creatures and have them as your loyal assistants in your Minecraft adventures!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the creepiest of Minecraft legends and show off your best moves!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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DockBlock Minecraft Server

Behavior, Boundaries, Confrontation, dock, DockBlock, Kids, Liability, Minecraft, neighbor, neighbors, parents, Permission, Platform, Property, property rights, Ramp, Riverfront, rocks, Server, signs, trespassing, Videos, War

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic riverfront property complete with a dock/ramp/platform that will make your neighbors jealous! But watch out, because our neighbors’ kids and friends just can’t resist the temptation to jump and run all over it, even after we’ve posted no trespassing signs.

We’ve tried talking to the parents, but they just don’t seem to get the message. One mother even had the audacity to claim that my wife gave permission, when she definitely did not! And to top it off, they’ve been caught throwing rocks at our ramp late at night.

Join our server now and help us defend our precious ramp from these unruly neighbors and their rock-throwing kids. It’s a battle of epic proportions, and we need all the help we can get to protect our property from invasion! Who knows, you might even earn the title of Ramp Defender Extraordinaire!

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ExFriendExiledMC

Apologize.., BETRAYAL, Event, ex-friend, ExFriendExiledMC, falling out, group planning, heartbroken, mutual friends, school events, social media, teenage daughter, ticketed event, toxic relationship, uninvited, uninviting, unpaid tickets, verbal abuse

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful oasis in a sea of teenage friend group chaos.

Join us and escape the toxic relationships and name-calling of real life. No more worrying about who’s unfollowing who on social media or who’s excluding who from group projects. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is when someone accidentally blows up their own house with TNT.

And if you’re worried about uninviting someone from a ticketed event, don’t stress! On our server, everyone is invited to the virtual party, even if they’ve been blocked or unfollowed. Plus, you won’t have to worry about getting repaid for those tickets – everything is free in the Minecraft world!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? Let’s build and battle together, because on our server, the only thing exploding will be your mind with fun!

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200YearLife Minecraft SMP

200YearLife, aging gracefully, aspirations, changes, dreams, extended life, future planning, goals, health, life choices, Lifestyle, long lifespan, Longevity, longevity benefits, Minecraft, opportunities, personal growth, Priorities, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Time management, wellness

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with the other players. The winner gets a diamond block and the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week. And that’s just the beginning! We have weekly events like lava parkour, zombie pigman rodeos, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself (spoiler alert: he’s actually a really good DJ).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to live for 200 years thanks to our magical time-extending potion. Imagine all the diamonds you could mine, all the mobs you could slay, and all the epic bases you could build in two centuries! Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the ripe old age of 200, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly on a giant rainbow-colored llama. Who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a lifetime (or two) of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

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