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SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔 -
SassySheep: “Minecraft SMP”
Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP where the animals are the real stars of the show! Picture this: a sassy chicken strutting around, throwing shade at all the other animals. “Bawk bawk, you call that a farm? More like a flop!” Or how about a snooty cow mooing, “Mooove over, peasants, the queen of the barn is here!” Join us for a wild ride of animal antics and outrageous banter. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next? Join now if you’re ready to laugh your way through the ultimate animal kingdom showdown! -
RoastMasterCow Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.
So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.
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CraftyCritterz
intriguing interactions, mind-boggling experiences, animal instincts, unusual experiences, unexpected encountersHave you ever had a staring contest with a cow and lost? Or maybe you’ve had a deep philosophical conversation with a chicken about the meaning of life? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing animal encounters on our Minecraft server!Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), sheep can breakdance, and creepers have been known to bust out some sick beatboxing skills. Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with animals that will make you question everything you thought you knew about intelligence.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself forming a secret alliance with a pack of wolves or getting fashion tips from a stylish llama. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself having deep conversations with a group of squids.
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Sassycraft: The Rude Animal Kingdom
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where animals not only talk, but they also throw shade like there’s no tomorrow! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a cow strolls by and starts roasting you for your terrible mining skills. Or how about a chicken that won’t stop clucking insults at you for wearing mismatched armor? It’s a wild world out there, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join our server for a chance to witness the sassiest animals in all of Minecraft and maybe even make some new frenemies along the way. Who knew that the rudest species of them all would be the ones with feathers and fur? -
Quick! They’re Minecraft SMP coming out!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.One day, a group of evil llamas invaded our server and started wreaking havoc everywhere. They were spitting on players, stealing their diamonds, and causing general chaos. But fear not, because our brave players banded together and fought off the llamas with nothing but their wits and some enchanted swords.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas!
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Arcana Realms
Factions, Supernatural Magic Modpack Mobs Raid Combat Weapons Creatures Hunter Survival Skills World Dangerous Practice Night Creature Hunter Best hunter Vampire Werewolf, Survival, PvE, PvPArcana Realms
A modpack for those that enjoy the supernatural & magic With 60+ mods u will be able to survive in a world full of dangerous mobs and amazing places to raid, Survive raids beyond ur imagination.
Not just that but while u practise Magic, or practise ur skills in combat with weapons. You can also become a Supernatural Creature of the night. But if u wish to destroy the creatures of the night, you can also become the worlds best hunter.
188.165.48.161:19350
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Syrix Network
Syrix offers an engaging and immersive Minecraft experience with two distinct game modes with more to come.
Earth SMP: Explore a 1:1000 scale Earth map, claim land, and build your nation. Prisons: Mine, compete, and climb the leaderboards with custom progression!
Links Website: https://syrix.gg/ Store: https://store.syrix.gg/ Discord: discord.gg/syrix
play.syrix.gg
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No Country Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending jeet invasion that is sure to take over every country in the near future! With over a trillion jeets ready to pounce, it’s only a matter of time before they conquer the world. But fear not, on our server, you can build your own fortress to protect yourself from the jeet apocalypse. Join us now and be prepared to fight off hordes of jeets with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. Don’t be caught unprepared when the jeets come knocking on your door – join our server and survive the ultimate battle for humanity! -
PussyCraft Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – women with pussies! That’s right, you can put your dick in them and have a grand old time while playing Minecraft.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help either stop or join their uprising, the choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this incredible prize?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!