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  • RoastMasterCow Minecraft SMP

    RoastMasterCow Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 1828
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.

    But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.

    So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.

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  • Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server

    Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 1170
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music.

    Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.

    So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.

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  • Meta Minecraft SMP – ReFantazio General #46

    Meta Minecraft SMP – ReFantazio General #46
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 7491
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Farms Harvested: 870
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Version 1.03 (or 1.04 for you console peasants) is out and it’s causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory!

    We’ve got more players than a village full of villagers, with ReFantazio peaking at 85k concurrent players on Steam! We’ve sold more copies than diamonds in a mine on launch day, and now we’re available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry).

    Our special soundtrack is so fire, it’ll make you want to dance like a zombie in the moonlight. And don’t forget about MetaphorFix, because who needs reality when you’ve got mods?

    Join us and you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Build your MC however you want, because even on Hard mode, you won’t brick yourself (literally). Team comp? Who cares! Just do what you love and it’ll work on any difficulty.

    So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft history together! Just remember to mark your spoilers, because even in a world of blocks, we have rules.

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  • Equal Rights Minecraft Server

    Equal Rights Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 7588
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Gods Slained: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal rights…but with a twist! Join us as we send you on top-secret spy missions to gather intel from the Hajis. That’s right, no more playing nurse or supply staff, it’s time to put on your spy gear and get sneaky. And for our transgender players, we have a special assignment for you – war corpse duty! Because who needs bodily mutilation when you can serve your country in a whole new way? Join us today and let’s make America…well, let’s just make it interesting!

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  • Dust Settled Minecraft SMP Memes Aside

    Dust Settled Minecraft SMP Memes Aside
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 176
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, regular Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: a world where the creepers dance to disco music, the pigs wear top hats, and the zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as wild and wacky as they come. So why join? Because where else can you find a server where the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint rainbows in the sky? Let your imagination run wild and come join the madness today!

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  • Crafty Mahjong Server

    Crafty Mahjong Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 3555
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Votes: 2614 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Magic Items Found: 6528

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mahjong madness!

    Not sure how to play mahjong? Don’t worry, we have a tutorial included just for you. And if you’re interested in mahjong in general, we have all the resources you need to become a mahjong master.

    But wait, there’s more! We even have M-League matches airing every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday at 19:00 JST. It’s like watching the Super Bowl of mahjong, but way more intense.

    And if you’re feeling artsy, we have an Arts and Crafts tourney coming up. Registration is open until October 31st, so don’t miss out on your chance to show off your creative skills.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring servers behind and come join us for a mahjong experience like no other. And remember, vtumors, /jong/, and (you) can all take a hike!

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  • ate 3k callries today Minecraft SMP

    ate 3k callries today Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 8285
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Taco Bell! Our server is filled with delicious food and epic builds that will make you forget all about your troubles. Plus, rumor has it that our fembot onitis is looking for a chubby chaser, so don’t worry about being loved no matter how much you eat. Come join us and let’s feast our way to victory!

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  • Game Over Age – Minecraft Server

    Game Over Age – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 7633
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you feel like your block-building skills are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you can leave your noob days behind and become a Minecraft legend!

    Join us and embark on a journey filled with epic quests, treacherous dungeons, and mythical creatures. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll unlock the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies! And trust us, nothing strikes fear into the hearts of your foes like a horde of adorable bunnies hopping towards them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave warriors to join him in his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Legend has it that those who aid Blocky will be rewarded with endless riches and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another Minecraft player – you’re a Minecraft hero in the making!

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  • SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

    SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 3115
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Animals Bred: 192
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 122
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 519 Chimeras Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we focus on fapping-focused AIslop! Join us if you enjoy plapping to AI perfection and want to be surrounded by like-minded individuals. Our community is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, NovelAI artists – basically, if you’re into AIslop, you’ll fit right in!

    But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Nijisanji doesn’t pay enough, so we’re here to fill that void! Our server is a place where you can let your wildest AIslop fantasies run free, all while abiding by site rules (of course).

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have the most outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you. From building giant fapping towers to battling AI monsters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the fapping-focused AIslop madness for yourself! Just remember to use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed – we take our AIslop seriously here. See you in the virtual world, plappers!

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  • Madoka Movie Teaser Minecraft Server

    Madoka Movie Teaser Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 3327
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1528 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 488399 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil zombie chickens, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant flamingo with laser eyes? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, once you enter our world, you’ll never want to leave. Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re no joke.

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