our server is so crazy that even the creepers have joined in on the fun. they’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for a love of dance parties and karaoke nights. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down on the dance floor.
we’ve also got a secret underground society of pigs who have formed their own government and are working on building a piggy utopia. they’re always looking for new members to join their cause and help them overthrow the oppressive cow overlords.
so come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper or a revolutionary pig. anything is possible in this crazy world!
Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant flamingo, wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit of armor made entirely of cheese. Or how about taming a pack of flying llamas and using them to raid enemy bases in style?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who are always looking for new recruits. Join them in their quest to protect the server from evil forces and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the world.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life!
we got catnip galore and litter boxes made of DIAMONDS!!! 💎💩
u can form ur own cat clan and take over da server with ur feline fierceness!!! 🐈🔥
plus, we have a secret underground catnip mine where u can mine for dat sweet, sweet catnip all day long!!! 🌿🤪
so come join us and let’s make dis server da purrfect place for all u crazy cat warriors out there!!! 😸🎉
join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where horses are the ultimate power. form alliances with the horse overlords or try to overthrow them and claim dominance for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a horse and ride off into the sunset together.
come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where horses reign supreme. just watch out for those sneaky nose bites!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Potato King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet chicken that lays golden eggs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7? That’s right, grab your pixelated dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with creepers and skeletons alike.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when Raora decides to do a cannonball into the nearest lake.
Our server is the perfect escape from the chaos of real life, where you can build your dream world without worrying about well water stains or grumpy boyfriends. Plus, our community is always here to help out with any repairs or cleaning – no shut downs allowed!
So come on over and join us for a shower-free, dog-free, stress-free experience. Who needs real family drama when you can have a blast on our server instead? See you there!
We understand the struggle of being a broke college student, that’s why we offer a virtual economy where you can earn virtual money without lifting a finger. No need to work extra hours or take out loans from your parents, just mine some diamonds and you’re set!
Forget about responsibilities and workshops, on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the most epic castle or creating your own amusement park. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with your online buddies?
So say goodbye to family pressure and hello to a world where you’re the master of your own destiny. Join our server now and let the fun begin!
our server is so epic, even the ex-ambassador to the U.S. got excommunicated by the vatican for playing on it! can you believe that? archbishop carlo maria viganò got declared guilty of schism just for joining our server! now that’s some next level gaming right there!
join us and be part of the madness! build insane structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even get excommunicated by the vatican too! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!
so what are you waiting for? come join us now and be part of the most outrageous minecraft server in the world! it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!
if u join now, u might even run into steve’s long lost cousin, dave, who is a professional potato farmer. he will show u his secret potato farm that is guarded by a pack of wild llamas.
we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. rumor has it, herobrine himself makes an appearance every saturday night to show off his sick dance moves.
so come join us on this epic adventure and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs diamonds when u have all this craziness waiting for u?
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT CAN RAP BATTLE. AND IF YOU DIG DEEP ENOUGH, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A GOLDEN CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND SKELETONS DANCE THE CHA CHA SLIDE? YEAH, IT’S WILD.
SO COME JOIN US, BECAUSE ON OUR SERVER, THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION. AND MAYBE A FEW CREEPERS EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN.
| Version | 1.21 Java |
|---|---|
| Community | 18+ chill and friendly community |
| Server Age | 2 weeks old |
| Number of Players | Approximately 30 players |
| Peak Players | 3-10 players on at any given time |
| Additional Info | Voice chat encouraged, participation in activities appreciated |
To join the server, hop into our Discord at https://discord.gg/Dkz9M6yt and fill out our whitelist application.
Freakcraft SMP offers a vanilla experience with cool tweaks and improvements, without needing mods. It has a friendly 18+ community atmosphere where voice chat is encouraged.
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to be hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie pigmen who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.
If battling zombie pigmen isn’t your thing, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Jousting? Grab a saddle, hop on a sheep, and charge headfirst into battle against your friends. The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual mutton!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic beasts, you will gain the power to fly and shoot rainbows out of your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie pigman).