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SassySheep: “Minecraft SMP”

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, animal conversations, animal humor, animal hypotheticals, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal rudeness, animal social behavior, animal speech, animal traits, Animals, funny animals, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	1172	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8827
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP where the animals are the real stars of the show! Picture this: a sassy chicken strutting around, throwing shade at all the other animals. “Bawk bawk, you call that a farm? More like a flop!” Or how about a snooty cow mooing, “Mooove over, peasants, the queen of the barn is here!” Join us for a wild ride of animal antics and outrageous banter. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next? Join now if you’re ready to laugh your way through the ultimate animal kingdom showdown!

RoastMasterCow Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, animal consciousness, Animal emotions, animal humor, animal insults, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology, animal sarcasm, animal wit, Animals, anthropomorphism, funny animals, Minecraft, RoastMasterCow, smp, speaking animals, Talking Animals

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Void Armor Forged:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Divine Spears Created:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ores Mined:	9327
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.

But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.

DateCraft Minecraft Server

adorable cat, animal humor, cat date, cat humor, cat invitation, cat lover, cat meme, cat meme humor, cute animals, date invitation, DateCraft, fat cat, feline love, fluffy cat, funny animals, furry friend, Minecraft, pet love, playful cat, purrfect date, romantic cat, Server, Whiskers

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
New Chunks Explored:	664076	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Picture this: a Minecraft server where the fat cats are the rulers and they’re looking for some players to go on a date with! Join our server and you might just find yourself on a romantic adventure with a chubby feline friend. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a diamond ring as a gift! Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and see where this purrfect date takes you!

LunchBoxLegends Minecraft Server

attitude, chicken salad, daughter’s appetite, disgusting lunches, family conflict, grossed out, Karen, LunchBoxLegends, Minecraft, parent complaint, parenting decision, Playground, politely handled, refusing to change, Server, sit somewhere else, smell of lunches, son’s lunch, tuna sandwich, variety in lunch, veggie wrap

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on your Minecraft server? Join our server for a variety of lunch options that will blow your mind! From tuna sandwiches to chicken salad to veggie wraps, we’ve got it all!

Just like Jack’s lunches, our server is full of surprises and variety. And if anyone tries to tell you to change your lunch, just tell them to sit somewhere else! We don’t tolerate lunch shaming here.

So come join us on the playground of Minecraft servers, where the sandwiches are delicious and the drama is always entertaining. Who knows, you might even run into a Karen or two along the way!

CraftyFamilySecrets

aita, CASE, CraftyFamilySecrets, Doctor, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, family secret, furious, Marriage, mortified, oldest sibling, Premature, private matters, Proud, rant, rules, scolded, Shaming, Siblings, Thanksgiving dinner, traditional parents

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Void Armor Forged:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Thanksgiving dinners? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family drama-free paradise!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family with your partner (also a doctor) without any judgment from traditional parents. Build a cozy virtual home together and live happily ever after, without anyone nagging you about getting married.

And if anyone tries to bring up your personal life, just casually drop some fake medical knowledge like the premature baby case to shut them up. Trust us, it works like a charm!

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a traditional family when you can have a virtual one filled with love, laughter, and plenty of Minecraft blocks to build with? Join now and start living your best drama-free life!

Loading Life Minecraft Server

advice, deep thoughts, encouragement, Existential, inspiration, introspection, Life, life lessons, life tips, Loading, loading screen, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, Philosophical, positivity, quotes, Reflection, self improvement, Server, Thought-provoking, wisdom

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6279
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	100	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Tip #1: “Join our Minecraft server for a chance to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens!”
Tip #2: “Explore our server’s enchanted forests and discover a secret portal to a land of talking cows and dancing sheep!”
Tip #3: “Join our server and become a master builder, creating towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks and obsidian!”
Tip #4: “Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control the weather!”
Tip #5: “Join our server for a chance to participate in weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made of emeralds and rubies!”

MineCraftMania

adulting, advice for teens, consequences of actions, critical thinking, Decision making, delayed gratification, future consequences, habits, life lessons, Long-term impact, Maturity, mindfulness, MinecraftMania, personal development, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, setting priorities., Time management

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig through a maze of exploding chickens, battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot, or even building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can boogie down with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

CircusCraft: High Cost Living

affordability, budgeting, Carnival, circus, CircusCraft, consumerism, cost, cost of living, economic reality, economic theory, Economy, Expenses, financial burden, financial strain, financial stress, HIGH, high prices, income inequality, inflation, Lifestyle, Living, living expenses, market trends, societal issues

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Votes:	7678
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

come join our wacky minecraft server where the cost of living is so high because we’re living in a circus! everything is priced like carnival food but instead of cotton candy you get diamonds!

we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether, watch out for the zombie clowns!

our staff are all trained acrobats so they can do backflips while helping you build your dream castle.

join us for the most absurd and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftyOSG – Minecraft Server

Achievement Diary, bond price changes, chat channel, Communication, CraftyOSG, Diaries, fart cc, hallowed sepulchre instances, INFORMATION, Minecraft, miscellaneous changes, new player, new slayer boss, oldschool runescape, oldschoolrs, Optimal quest guide, osrs, Quests, Server, the araxyte, twitter, Updates, Website, Wiki

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the Hallowed Sepulchre Instances – where you can battle epic monsters and uncover hidden treasures like never before!

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on the new Slayer Boss – The Araxyte? This boss is so tough, it’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little puppy!

And don’t even get me started on our Bond Price Changes for 2024. It’s like winning the lottery every time you log in!

Oh, and if you’re wondering what to do as a newbie, we got you covered with quests and diaries that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the fart cc chat channel – things can get pretty wild in there!

MineCraft Endwalker Server – XIVG

/xivg/ Choice Awards, Alt ERP, Balmung, Costa del Sol, Dawntrail Info, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, IASIP, In-game Events, Lala-Only Beach Party Meetup, Linkshells, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Sophia, Spooky Club, x files, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	153
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the mobs are crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join us for in-game events that are more epic than a diamond sword, like our Dragon Quest Collab where you can battle golems in the hills until June 20th!

But wait, there’s more! Our Moogle Treasure Trove event is happening until June 24th, where you can find more loot than a chest in a stronghold. And don’t miss out on our Yo-kai Watch Event re-run until 7.0, it’s so fun even Herobrine would join in!

Plus, our PvP Series 5 is happening until 7.0, so gear up and get ready to battle like never before. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, join us for our meetups where you can party with other players in locations like Balmung, Shirogane, and even a Lala-Only Beach Party Meetup in Costa Del Sol!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs diamonds when you can have all this craziness?

PixelWeddingFun

bridesmaid expectations, Communication Issues, dress selection, family conflicts, family dynamics, flower girl dress, PixelWeddingFun, sibling disagreements, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, wedding attire, wedding color palette, wedding colors, wedding conflicts, wedding coordination, wedding dress code, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding outfit, wedding party, wedding planning

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Potions Brewed:	47	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with color coordination battles and budgeting wars.

Are you tired of being told what color to wear, even if you’re not in the bridal party? Well, on our server, you can wear whatever shade you want, even if it clashes with the flower girl’s dress. Let your fashion flag fly!

And don’t get us started on the money drama. On our server, you won’t have to worry about unexpected bills for back-to-school shopping sprees. You have the power to choose the style and price range of your daughter’s dress, without any surprise manicures or pedicures on the side.

Join us and put your foot down like a boss. You deserve to have a say in what your daughter wears, without causing pre-wedding problems. Plus, who needs a special title like bridesmaid when you can have all the rules and expectations without it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have us?

MineCrafty Minds Server

achievement, best thing learned, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth mindset., Improvement, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Minds.., minecrafty, personal growth, progress, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, success, wisdom

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and learn how to ride a pig like a pro! Our expert trainers will teach you the art of pig jockeying, so you can zoom around the map in style. Plus, rumor has it that if you ride a pig into battle, you’ll have a 99% chance of winning (results may vary).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Dance the night away while dodging exploding beats and make friends with some of the coolest mobs in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

SleepyCraft

advice, bedtime, Closure, Communication, Conversation, ending, exhaustion, Goodnight, guidance, Help, Intimacy, late night, long distance, partner, phone sex, relationships, romance, Sleep, SleepyCraft, tired, wrapping up

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Farms Harvested:	961
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a late-night phone sex call? Look no further, because our server is here to keep you wide awake and entertained all night long! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to wrap up your phone sex calls before logging on – we don’t want any interruptions to our epic gameplay sessions!