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SassySheep: “Minecraft SMP”

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, animal conversations, animal humor, animal hypotheticals, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal rudeness, animal social behavior, animal speech, animal traits, Animals, funny animals, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	New Chunks Explored:	498665
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP where the animals are the real stars of the show! Picture this: a sassy chicken strutting around, throwing shade at all the other animals. “Bawk bawk, you call that a farm? More like a flop!” Or how about a snooty cow mooing, “Mooove over, peasants, the queen of the barn is here!” Join us for a wild ride of animal antics and outrageous banter. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next? Join now if you’re ready to laugh your way through the ultimate animal kingdom showdown!

RoastMasterCow Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, animal consciousness, Animal emotions, animal humor, animal insults, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology, animal sarcasm, animal wit, Animals, anthropomorphism, funny animals, Minecraft, RoastMasterCow, smp, speaking animals, Talking Animals

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Votes:	347	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.

But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.

DateCraft Minecraft Server

adorable cat, animal humor, cat date, cat humor, cat invitation, cat lover, cat meme, cat meme humor, cute animals, date invitation, DateCraft, fat cat, feline love, fluffy cat, funny animals, furry friend, Minecraft, pet love, playful cat, purrfect date, romantic cat, Server, Whiskers

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Picture this: a Minecraft server where the fat cats are the rulers and they’re looking for some players to go on a date with! Join our server and you might just find yourself on a romantic adventure with a chubby feline friend. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a diamond ring as a gift! Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and see where this purrfect date takes you!

IsraeLOL Conquered Yet? Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conquered, Diplomacy, gaza, History, international relations, Israel, Israeli, IsraeLOL, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, peace process, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, War, West Bank

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles where the winner gets to ride a dragon into the sunset. Want to know if Israel is conquered yet? Well, on our server, anything is possible – you might just find yourself leading an army of chickens to victory!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is considering retirement. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions).

Crafty Advice: Wish u Knew at 20

Adulthood, advice, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Emeralds Found:	9435
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

At our Minecraft server, we provide the ultimate life advice that will blow your mind and make you wonder why you didn’t join sooner! Picture this: at age 20, you are transported to a magical land filled with wise old villagers who will shower you with life-changing wisdom while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, you won’t find this level of enlightenment anywhere else! Join now and level up your life while leveling up in-game. Because who needs real-world advice when you have a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility?

IsraelCraft

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, Conquered, Diplomacy, gaza, History, international relations, Israel, IsraelCraft, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, peace process, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory, united nations, War, West Bank

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we are on a mission to conquer Israel in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a team of highly skilled players who have been training for this moment their whole lives. We have secret weapons, like diamond pickaxes that shoot fireballs and armor made of enchanted chicken feathers.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the desert, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our quest to conquer Israel in Minecraft and become a part of the most outrageous adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky pixels.

Alien Invasion: Phase LOL – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Extraterrestrial Shenanigans!

Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Ex-Tsunderia, Extraterrestrial, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, Invaders, Invasion, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, lol, Minecraft, pcgia Links, phase, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Archives, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitter, Phase Friends, Previous thread, Prism, Remilia Nephys, Sayu Sincronisity, Server, Shenanigans, Small Corpos, tcgia, tcgia guide, Thread Template, Ultimate, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., VReverie Extended, Yubicraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crops Grown:	5361	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders come together for epic battles and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us for a chance to team up with Kaneko Lumi, the master of all things sparkly, or Fuura Yuri, who can summon a hundred flowers with a single sneeze. And don’t forget about Dizzy Dokuro, the skull-faced prankster who will keep you on your toes!

If you’re looking for some out-of-this-world adventures, then Jelly Hoshiumi is your galactic guide. And Ember Amane will light up your world with her fiery personality!

But wait, there’s more! Remilia Nephys will enchant you with her magical powers, while Chisaka Airi will serenade you with her angelic voice. Amanogawa Shiina will take you on a journey to the stars, and Himemiya Rie will make you feel like royalty.

And let’s not forget about Erina Makina, the queen of all things mechanical, and Komachi Panko, the tiny warrior with a big heart. Join us on our server for epic battles, crazy adventures, and endless fun! See you there!

Pixelated Power-Up Palace: Where Mario meets Minecraft! ‘Nintendo should hire this man’

#youtube, application, career, Company, dream job, Gaming, gaming industry, hire, interview, Job, Job Search, man, Mario, meets, Minecraft, Nintendo, opportunity, Palace, pixelated, Potential, powerup, Recruitment, Skills, talent, Video, video game development

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	474250	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Dimension Hops:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than this server where the owner is so skilled, Nintendo should hire him! Why should you join? Well, rumor has it that the owner once built a replica of the entire Mushroom Kingdom in Minecraft, complete with working warp pipes and a giant Bowser boss battle. Plus, there are secret hidden levels where you can battle creepers dressed as Goombas and collect diamonds instead of coins. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to impress Nintendo with your building skills!

Cave & Tools

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Vanilla Minigames Player shop Custom spawn Vote crates Helpful community Anti-grief Land claim Events Custom plugins Discord PvP Economy Towny Faction Creative Skyblock Roleplay Quests, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	281
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ores Mined:	830	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

A Semi-Vanilla Server with Minigames and a Player Based Shop World! Custom Spawn, Custom Vote Crates! Helpful Community. Anti Grief land claim! Events and MUCH MORE! (Some Custome Plugins made by the staff team). We want your input so let us know by joining the discord channel!

play.caveandtools.com

Starsong Roleplay

alive world, beta launch, character creation, Characters, Community, Development, full launch, immersive experience, immersive world, Improvement, Journey, minecraft server, narratives, player experience, post-launch, Roleplay, Starsong, storytelling, Support, Whitelist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9851
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Potions Brewed:	92
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

With multiple teams devoted to offering the best player experience possible, Starsong is building the foundation for an amazing world where players can create characters with rich experiences. The development will be gradual, but the beauty of a project like this is that it will never be fully complete. Post-Launch, our teams plan on continuing to offer the best support possible and looking for ways to constantly improve. Our goal is to create an immersive world that feels alive and allows for beautiful narratives to unfold. Starsong is not meant to be a pre-written story, but one that is always being written by the characters that live in the world.

Launch Information Beta Launch: May 7th, 2024 Full Launch: May 30th, 2024

We’re so excited to set out on this journey, and we can’t wait for you to join us!

mc.starsongrp.co

Aluye Middle School

Adventure, Aluye Middle School, Auramobs, auraskills, back, Fun, home, Minecraft, Plugins, Rtp, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you looking for a semi-vanilla SMP with plugins like Auraskills, Auramobs, RTP, /back, and /home? Join Aluye SMP today for fun and adventure! We hope to see you soon.

mc.aluyesmp.online

VTuberCraft

content creators, digital avatars, Digital Content Creation, Japanese culture, native vtubers, noteworthy, online entertainment, online personalities, streaming, virtual influencers, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, VTuber audience, vtuber community, vtuber culture, VTuber industry, VTuber market, VTuber phenomenon, VTuber talent, VTuber technology, VtuberCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! We have a secret underground society of virtual YouTubers who control the server with their epic gaming skills. Legend has it that they once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and some raw chicken. Join us if you dare, and maybe you’ll become the next legendary vtuber to rule the land!

Blockheads R Us: Where Only the Most Intelligent Survive (>high IQ)

Bigotry, Blockheads, discrimination, extremism, gthigh, hate, High IQ, ignorance, intelligence, Intelligent, intolerance, kills muzzies, nationalism, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, reasons, right-wing ethnostate, Superiority, SURVIVE, violence, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Enchantments Applied:	263	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate high IQ right-wing ethnostate where we take down those pesky muzzies! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of like-minded players who are ready to dominate the Minecraft world. Plus, who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned enemy to fight against? So come join us and show those muzzies who’s boss!