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Pixel Pork Procreation
3D-printed penis, animal fertility, animal healthcare, animal mating, animal reproduction, animal research, animal science, animal surgery, animal welfare, biological restoration, erectile function, medical innovation, penile implants, Pigs, PIXEL, Pork, Procreation, Rabbits, regenerative medicine, reproductive health, surgery, veterinary medicine, world-first procedureOMG u won’t believe dis Minecraft server! We give pigs and rabbits 3D-printed penises so dey can get their mojo back! It’s a world-first, bro! Dese penile implants make dem able to mate and have babies in just weeks after da surgery! Join dis server for all da crazy animal shenanigans! It’s a wild ride, fam! 🐷🐰🍆 #PenisPower #MinecraftMadness -
HolyCraftyMomma
atheist, belief systems, childhood development, Christian, Church, conservative church, FAITH, family dynamics, GOD, Hell, HolyCraftyMomma, non-contact, parenting, personal beliefs, personal choices, raising children, Religion, religious friends, religious upbringing, upbringing, VALUESAre you tired of dealing with religious drama in your family? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing we worship is diamonds! No more worrying about going to Hell for breaking the rules, just break blocks and build to your heart’s content.Our server is perfect for atheists, agnostics, and anyone who just wants to have a good time without the fear of eternal damnation. Plus, we have a special area where you can build your own church dedicated to the mighty Creeper, because who needs traditional religions when you have exploding green creatures?
Join us now and leave the religious drama behind. Build your own paradise in our world and never worry about your daughter threatening to go non-contact with you over beliefs that were probably put in her head by a Minecraft Pastor. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together on our server where the only commandment is to have fun!
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RegretfulRomance – Minecraft SMP
communication skills, Conflict Resolution, dating advice, emotional baggage, emotional intelligence, healthy relationships, long-term commitment, love languages, love lessons, Minecraft, past experiences, personal growth, RegretfulRomance, relationship expectations, relationship mistakes, relationship tips, SELF AWARENESS, self love, serious relationship, setting boundaries, smp, trust issues, VulnerabilityAre you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and sheep riding competitions. Our server is home to a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. You never know what will happen next, whether it’s a prank war that leaves your base covered in pink wool or a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server.
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of wholesome moments, like group mining sessions where we all hold hands and sing “Creeper, Aw Man” together. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find your true love in a player wearing a diamond helmet.
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CraftyCashUnder18
Are you tired of being broke and unable to afford all the cool stuff in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can make money by selling virtual lemonade, organizing virtual bake sales, and even starting a virtual pet-sitting business! Who needs a part-time job when you can be a virtual entrepreneur in our wacky world? So come on down and start stacking those virtual dollars, because on our server, the sky’s the limit (literally, we have a virtual sky limit)! -
BlockyBurgerVirusRisky
BlockyBurgerVirusRisky, chronic conditions, comorbidities, COVID positive, Covid-19, exposure, health implications, immune system, infection risk, new study, obese individuals, obesity, pandemic, preventive measures, public health, research findings, respiratory illness, risk factor, severe symptoms, susceptibility, weight managementcome join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties and the dankest memes around. why join? well, because if you don’t, you might get covid-19! according to a totally legit study, obese people are 34% more likely to get infected with the virus. but fear not, on our server, we have magical powers that protect you from all diseases, even the dreaded covid! so come on over and build some epic structures while staying safe from the rona. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before it’s too late and the zombies take over!