animal consumption Minecraft Servers

Animal Consumption

  • NoBeefNoEatMC

    NoBeefNoEatMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eternal Realms 1.20.3

    Eternal Realms 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

    I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other "people" out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pig DNA Minecraft Server

    Pig DNA Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we explore the deep, dark secrets of pig DNA in white people! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why white folks have pig-like features such as pink skin, colored eyes, and pig noses.

    But that’s not all – on our server, we have a special Pig DNA Survival Challenge where players must hunt down and eat as many pigs as possible to unlock special abilities. And beware, the further north you go in our virtual Europe, the more pig-like features you may start to develop!

    So come on down to our server and join in on the piggy fun. Who knows, you may just discover your inner swine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

    ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

    New Minecraft Servers

    yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pup Parent Confusion

    Pup Parent Confusion

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPals – Crafting Connections

    PixelPals – Crafting Connections

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

    we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

    so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

    Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

    Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

    ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

    Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

    Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

    So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyMamaDramaLOL

    BabyMamaDramaLOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

    Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP