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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3361 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 403685 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens and disco balls, and our currency is actually just stacks of emerald blocks because diamonds are so last season. Plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs descends upon the server to grant wishes to all the players. It’s like a magical bacon-filled dream come true.
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a herd of sheep on caffeine, come join us and let’s build some wacky creations together. And hey, maybe your pet will find a new obsession with something even weirder than a floating pineapple. Who knows, the possibilities are endless in this bonkers server!