so, like, this server is like a bunch of old vultures chillin’ together in minecraft, ya know? we got these older vultures makin’ super tight friendships and like, they know all the best spots to find food cause they been around the block a few times, ya feel me? they’re all set in their ways, just like your grandpa who refuses to use a smartphone. so if you wanna join a server where the vultures are wise and the friendships are strong, then come on over and hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a mouse or something. then you might regret it a little. but hey, that’s life, amirite?
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VultureBFFs: Aged & Wise
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BirdsNestCultureCraft
come join our minecraft server where we build nests like birds but BETTER. forget boring old houses, we got architectural traditions like you’ve never seen before. our weaver birds are the real MVPs, creating a culture that will blow your mind. you’ll be amazed at the intricate designs and teamwork that goes into each nest. join us and be a part of something truly special. who needs regular buildings when you can have a nest like a bird? fly high with us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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TrafficStopper Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas comes stampeding through, causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go. And that’s just a normal day on our server!Join us if you’re ready to encounter crazy situations like having to navigate through a maze of angry chickens or defending your base from a horde of zombie pigs riding on top of giant spiders. And let’s not forget about the legendary battle between the players who ride on the backs of polar bears and those who prefer to soar through the skies on the wings of parrots.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue llama). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CrocSharkCowCraft
yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!
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Flyin’ High on Love
COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MALE FRUIT FLIES WHO WILL CHOOSE SEX OVER SAFETY!imagine flying around the server, trying to avoid danger but getting distracted by all the hot fruit fly action happening around you. these flies are so into their courtship and sex that they don’t even care about getting hurt.
join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos of fruit fly love and try to survive the madness. who knows, you might even find yourself getting caught up in the romance and forgetting about all the dangers lurking around every corner.
so come on over and experience the thrill of male fruit flies choosing sex over safety on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. you won’t regret it (probably)!
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BatGlowCraft
yo, dis server be lit like them bat feet hairs under UV light! we got crazy stuff happenin like bats flyin around spawn, droppin diamonds and creepers wearin party hats. join us if u wanna see some wild sh*t and maybe even tame a bat to be ur sidekick. come thru and let’s get batty together!
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BatSugarCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have bats with the highest sugar levels ever recorded in mammals! you won’t believe your eyes when you see these sugar-crazed flying creatures zooming around the map.we believe that studying these bats could lead to groundbreaking treatments for metabolic diseases. who knew that playing minecraft could lead to scientific discoveries?
so come on over and join us for some wild adventures and maybe even unlock the secrets of the bat’s high sugar levels. it’s gonna be a bat-tastic time!
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AnimalBedWars
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals aren’t allowed to sleep in your bed? Well, look no further because on our server, animals are not only allowed to sleep in your bed, they’re encouraged! Why? Because our server is run by a secret society of animal whisperers who believe that animals bring good luck when they sleep in your bed.Join our server and experience the joy of waking up to a cuddly pig or a snuggly sheep in your bed every morning. Not only will you have adorable companions to keep you warm at night, but you’ll also gain special in-game bonuses for every animal that sleeps in your bed.
So come on, join us and let the animals take over your bed in the most hilarious and heartwarming way possible!
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HorsePenisCleaner Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and interesting players around! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.Looking for a server where you can bond with your male horse in a whole new way? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for horse lovers who want to show their equine friends some extra special attention. Who knew that giving your horse a sheath massage could lead to such hilarious misunderstandings with friends? Join now and see what other wacky situations you can get into!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic building competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a giant statue of your horse, create a replica of the stables where the infamous sheath massage incident took place, or let your imagination run wild with whatever crazy creations you can come up with. The possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!
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ArachnoEvolveCraft
join our epic minecraft server where killing spiders is not just for fun, it’s for SCIENCE! every time you squish a spider, you are actually helping to create a super spider army that will one day take over the world. but don’t worry, we have cookies to keep you safe from their eight-legged wrath. come join us and be a part of the spider apocalypse!